Aaron Damrau

Happy Tranniversary, homie

Pete Hegseth is frantically getting on a plane right now because he heard JD got a lot of boos.

Bro hit the Luigi Side-B apology

My favorite thing about Requiem for a Dream, besides all the shots that were ripped off of Satoshi Kon, was that it was a string of 5 second clips at equal luminance for two hours.

[unflavors your town]

A photo of the recent snowfall in Salem, MA It's a pun, you see.

The Polar Vortex has arrived at the city.
Which city?
That's the one!

Spongebob pointing to himself on TV

That's my hand!

Tony Gokupil

Bari Whis

Happy Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

"commissioned" by @wildflowertattoos.bsky.social

I thought you were making a 40K reference until I looked it up. I'm sorry for resorting to a stereotype about your people's culture and I will do better

Getting into psychedelics so I can finally live out my dream of reenacting the cabin scene from Army of Darkness in my drug-addled mind

> Jared Leto

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Natural Born Killers With Big Naturals

The guy looking back at girl meme labeled from left to right: Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil Bluesky Fat Cock Fridays

The start of a new era

The New York Rangers in the Control Center from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, except it is Zohran Mamdani's head inside of Zordon's tube.

RANGERS! THERE IS A DISTURBANCE IN NEW YORK CITY. ANDREW CUOMO HAS RETURNED, AND IS STREAMING PORN TO THE TIME SQUARE CHROMECAST.

Thank you @rj-palmer.com for posting this here.

Before I read this my thoughts on the E33 placeholder debacle was "They really shouldn't have done this, but at least it was never intended to be in the final product."

Thanks to your insight I know now the greater harm this causes to people directly

I honestly can't speak for every game up for nomination this year, but so long as TGA has the same tenuous definition for what an indie game is I genuinely feel like all six of the eight categories it won were deserved.

You're mad at The Game Awards because of the E33 Sweep

I'm mad at The Game Awards because ARC Raiders beat out PEAK in Best Multiplayer after REPO wasn't even nominated.

We are not the same

@reeonzoid.bsky.social and I played PEAK yesterday and this happened. I might possibly be the world's dumbest man...

Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, Charlie Brown, and we are the cure.

For those of you who may be wondering why I made a Freedom Fries joke nearly a quarter of a century after its relevancy: I never claimed to be funny

I was so confused today about all the GOTY noms for Clair Obscur Expedition 33 at The Game Awards this year. You see, I live in the United States so they changed the name to "Clair Freedom Expedition '76"

When the Daimyo asks where all the Oreos went

A totally real panel from Alan Moore's Watchmen Narration box: "November 14: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before *vanishing*" A muscled skeleton in the foreground is screaming "I'M RIBS!"

Happy November 14 everyone

Taking the RAADS-R test and scoring one point below the score in which autism is considered feels like I passed the autism assessment test with a D-