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I had a dream about me last night

02.10.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
September 2025 Scrobbles album grid

September 2025 Scrobbles album grid

September Scrobbles!
Lastfm metadata matching sucks apparently because my top played was definitely the first cowboy bebop ost

30.09.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just now discovering that my machinations laid undetected for aeons ๐Ÿคฆ

21.09.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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quick n dirty SFM animation I made for a rainbow 6 siege video a while back + the context in said video.
in the gameplay clip the enemy flashbang us and take the hostage out from under our noses, so I was going for "leaning forward in my gaming chair and going gamer mode (gamer style)".

14.09.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

music is kinda like art in podcast from

08.09.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
August 2025 album scrobble grid

August 2025 album scrobble grid

August Scrobbles
Ninajirachi definitely a highlight this month
not pictured: Let God Sort Em Out on repeat on my mp3 player at the gym

01.09.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looks like its using relative mode (aka mouse mode) instead of absolute mode
im not personally familiar with xpen but there should be an option for it in the driver settings

27.08.2025 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yesterday was the day, if you waited until today, you are fucked

23.08.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

here's my elevator pitch:
Bluesky
"The app that signs you out"

12.08.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

comedian who's set is so long he has to do set ups and punch lines on separate nights

04.08.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
July 2025 last fm scrobbles 5x5 album grid

July 2025 last fm scrobbles 5x5 album grid

July scrobbles!
Trying to fill a few glaring omissions in my library. Can't believe I hadn't listened to Deltron 3030

31.07.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sailing the slime seas

setting sail for greener waters

walk the plank (slime water below)

25.07.2025 07:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
25.07.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living Uptrodden: How feudalism is getting a fresh look thanks to serfluencers

25.07.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dental hygienist getting a blowjob:
"So, how's your day been so far?"

16.07.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my lord, your hubris... it is magnificent!

13.07.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
June 2025 last.fm Scrobbled albums grid

June 2025 last.fm Scrobbled albums grid

June scrobbles and they're 90% "I need to stay concentrated at work"-core

next up is "forcing myself to listen to new music" july

02.07.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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so bad at this game that I hit the interger limit and wrapped around to being the best that ever was

30.06.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are you looking for? Oh, "Firefox", got it. cool cool cool. Now just checking, did you want to open the installed program, "Firefox" - I see we have one of those - or, or, now hear me out, did you want to Bingโ„ข search in Microsoft Edgeโ„ข for "Firefox: Open Source Browser"?
Cause we can do either

22.06.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you're not afraid of using the command line, this is what most sites use on the back end anyway
github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp

you can typically get away with just feeding it the url

20.06.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the newly installed bedside spotlight casts grotesque silhouettes of our terrible lovemaking upon the curtains that adorn the window facing the newly erected charitable home for the sexually disadvantaged.
Under a warm glow we shudder in ecstasy, and pay no heed to stifled screams.

19.06.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for pride month this year I'm flying the self-hosted flag
#homeserverpride

17.06.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mum... dad... I have something to tell you...
I'm self-hosting

17.06.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just found out the hard way that my boss didn't love me enough to include me in his will ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™„

16.06.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
album cover collage of scrobbles for may 2025

album cover collage of scrobbles for may 2025

may scrobbles!

01.06.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

balding guy at the hardware store because he doesn't have enough free outlets to power his hair regrowth machine: "I need plugs"

29.05.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was a man of indeterminate size and character, rounded at the edges, the rough parts smoothed over.

He was never your friend or your enemy; always something in between.

He had no problem being one thing or another, but seemingly could not manage to be either.

He had it all, in a narrow sense.

26.05.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[...] the presence of emergent phrases with shared etymological origins, but divergent social contexts, can be seen in the included examples:
1. Juicy Butt
Juicy, evocative of fruit
(Positive connotation)

2. Butt Juice
Juice, evocative of fruit
(Negative connotation)

21.05.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to ensure a productive work day i normally try to front load all the goofing off
i wouldn't normally get anything done during that period anyway (due to the aforementioned goofing off)

19.05.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as screen names continue to become acceptable as monikers within the mainstream, and especially outside of gaming culture, how long will it be until we see chart topping bands and musicians with names akin to WeenWasTaken, itsQueeeeen, MyNameIsJimiHendrix.

19.05.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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