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Stop eating terlet paper/soap/cue tips/pills from the cabnet

Im creating a new music genre called Creative-Bop. Its a type of music which is made with creative intentions... but still makes you Groove!

My friend who always supports me no matter what: youre out of your fucking mind

Thank you Mr. @kcg.bsky.social for creating such wonderful greatures, here I have made for you a "friendly comic" fan comic to show you I mean no harm

when you make a brown on the floor and your friend gives you a generational frown

this is the one I drew. He is "Mr. Coin"

this is the one that Jackson actually drew. He is "Mr. Coin."

Jackson and I devised a new character "Mr. Coin" late one morning, such a conniving character with an ugly background. What could become of him?

Reddit dot com slash am I the asshole: My stupid chud son asked for a damn parabola for his birthday. Instead I made him and his friends some creamed corn sandwiches, and now my wife won't talk to me and my son ran away. My dog died of old age, unrelated but it made me sad. What's the plan, team?

He try to makeda gyro

Through years of painful retention i have unlocked the ability to go "ENERGY ONE BILLION" mode. In this mode I am immune to all posion and fire attacks. But I remain susceptible to "True Love's Gentle Embrace." In this mode I wield a bident with three prongs.

3x3 for the first half of 2025

With how many games come out on any given day, theres always gonna be indie games that get lost in the chaos, but I really wish Pompom had taken off in some capacity cuz its just so creative and fun

Its one of those games that baffles me with how clean and perfect it feels, everything is done right

There's a surprise in the bathroom, go look.

fingerfoot syndrome

guy with Oblivion on the brain:
Having a cup of Jauffre in the morning is my number one Priory

Zoey is 13 ft tall

Man they given out anything nowadays!!

For Slime and Country

If i am not one of many or one alone then I KNOW I am but slime, and slime I shall be.

AND WITHOUT THAT SLIME WHO AM I?

I stand alone but amongst many as the cream of slime, the progenitor in tempest.

Top 10 Times Hitler was WRONG

Number 1: That Horrible Deed... need we say more?

Finally done animating my Tarkus loop. Threw in some metal slug sound effects for good measure

This shit is absurdly cool

There's a girl out there in the world
Who sins every time I sneeze
I generally sneeze twice so it tracks she sins two
And generally she'll go to hell when I die

Theres a man out there in the world
Whos eyes only open when mine are closed
He cant sleep for my incessant blinking and
God do I wish every day I were him

i could see it

Friends with anyfits

Was doing a group AI Dungeon story with some friends about a fake Simpsons episode, devolved into doing nothing but introducing new Simpsons

Came up with Garge Gorge Simpson and we laughed so hard I really thought I was gonna run out of air

I fucking hate books and reading so I really really like this post, thanks

gotta be the worst sweepstakes I ever saw

Thousands of years ago, Star Wars happened.

I'll come back like a rash don't you worry

Luke Skywalker doesnt have a bedtime...

Based on true experiences