clamheide

clamheide

@zurheide.bsky.social

Im drawin

99 Followers 153 Following 99 Posts Joined Jul 2023
10 hours ago
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Lookin like brave little abacus

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1 week ago
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card of devious yellow

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1 week ago
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Another MTG token for my fabulous friend Nick Wolonovski. This one depicts: bird

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1 week ago

This is kind of like if a video game had music.

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2 weeks ago
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Im a 78 years old comic illustrator and this is my marvel comic. Please send this viral so I can get some cash to pay rent!

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2 weeks ago
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With a logo too if that's your style

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2 weeks ago
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Hello @sinksadventure.bsky.social, your game made me smile so wide. Here's something to make you smile I hope

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3 weeks ago
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and in card format

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3 weeks ago
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Another MTG token card for my good friend Nick Wolonofski, this time it is Orc Army

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3 weeks ago

Robert, you're up. For 500 points: "The little moments that ground and remind us of what it truly means to be human can be classified as...?"

Would that be "Real and Genuine Moments of Import"?

Ooh, I'm sorry Rob, we were looking for "Ultimately Minutiae". Minutiae was the correct answer there.

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3 weeks ago

Ive hearda dis one

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1 month ago

*messaging a beautiful babe on tinder*

Would you smoke it out with Lieutenant Burback? Sorry. Would you kindle an old flame with Greedy Pete? Sorry, would you find inner peace with Cream-of-the-Week Carl. Can you dig it with Portly Struthers? Sorry. What's your hobbies?

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1 month ago

The gentleman's choice.

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1 month ago

But but cats chase... mice run.....

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1 month ago
YouTube
Stupid Caveman | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Adult Swim YouTube video by Adult Swim Europe

I imagine he sounds like oog

youtu.be/QWAQo2Fxi9o

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1 month ago

5 BACTERIUMS And GUT FLORA That PROVE You Were BORN TO FUCK

--- vvv Find Out Below!! vvv ---

www.bitly.gorp/wope

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1 month ago

Idea of a bumper sticker that says My Oyster Car is Funny, then a big arrow that points to the right or left. The idea is you park next to another car and it looks like they are the oyster car

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1 month ago
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Added Vibri to my Lammy / Gitaroo drawing to finish the trifecta of lovely playstation rhythm game characters

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1 month ago

but for some reason this gaggle of gorgeous babes won't stop bothering me! - Ch. 1

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1 month ago

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

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1 month ago

as much as it sucks I love it true

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2 months ago

Legends foretold of an epic "Greek Gyro" that would return in times of duress to save us from our deadly fate...!

Haha nah but seriously this gyro is really good, you said you made this? .......the cook made it, right yeah that tracks. And what was it you do again? .......cashier, right yeah

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2 months ago

/r/WhatIf: Once a month your penis turns into "penis juice" for one business week. You know when its gonna happen so you can be ready with a cup to catch it in the cup. If you drink it all it goes back to normal early. It tastes like skin I guess. if you miss any drops it get smaller?

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

Whish I woulda known before I went to work. Got fired for being slime. Everyone else did too actually.

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2 months ago

I think you find a lot of value in unexpected experiences because this is very owen-core

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3 months ago

Yesterday the top brass put me in the "Butter Pillory" for those terrible deeds I committed. Well jokes on them I slipped right out. Well then they put me in the "Butter Electric Chair" which unfortunately did work just fine

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3 months ago

Aw man... If your Lawyer has one of these names, I hate to break it to you son... Your going to Hell when you Die!!!

1. Stickle Butter
2. James Latkins

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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Making some mtg token cards for my buddy, here's Treasure

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