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Your daily horoscope.
Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.

More Halloween costume ideas:
- sentient fog
- sexy decaying leaf
- mossy pile of fun
- goblin of soft pants & rum
- ghoulish grandma
- weird old log

As Halloween draws near, and the veil between our world and the other side begins to break, please remember that the moss goblins, leaf ghouls, twig witches, and undead swamp knights need friends too, just like we all do.

More Halloween costume ideas:
- dark librarian
- mossy nook
- mildly inappropriate Muppet
- sexy bog corpse
- queen of the wildlands, perfumed in rum and malice

More Halloween costume ideas:
- beer fairy
- zamboni driver with dark secrets
- feral librarian
- someone fleeing a gothic manor in a fabulous gown
- shambling darkness

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a vampire bat - dark, hairy, and with unusual appetites.

two men in a car with the words can you hear me on the screen Alt: two men in a car with the words can you hear me on the screen

I would also like to meet the child that dresses up as their favorite character from this movie! 😂

How do you celebrate Halloween?

1. costumes & cocktails
2. hiding & reading
3. magic & mischief
4. offerings to the old gods

There's nothing wrong with you.
There's something wrong with the world.
Keep being weird.
Keep howling against the storm.
Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts.
Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.

How do you celebrate Halloween?

1. costumes & cocktails
2. hiding & reading
3. magic & mischief
4. offerings to the old gods

What will you be handing out on Halloween?

1. candy & compliments
2. books & baked goods
3. snark & sarcasm
4. ham & horror

The Great Pumpkin is coming, the time is near.
Collect beer and bones before it gets here.
Blend these into a cocktail, just right.
His hunger is monstrous on Halloween night.

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like the night - dark, mysterious, and filled with secrets and strange noises.

Rejoice friends!
The Great Pumpkin is nearly here to wrap us in viney splendor, fill us with seeds of knowledge, and find out if you've accepted gourd as your savior.

More Halloween costume ideas:
- soup goblin
- sexy old growth tree
- fried potato fairy
- witch of the wine aisle
- Queen of the Wildlands, dressed in moss & malice

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a vampire - sitting there in your vintage clothes, watching the eras pass you by, and wearily awaiting the arrival of another night.

What will you be handing out on Halloween?

1. candy & compliments
2. books & baked goods
3. snark & sarcasm
4. ham & horror

What's the best Halloween costume?

1. wine cellar witch
2. mossy grandma
3. Muppet of darkness
4. functioning democracy

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Oh no! Take care out there!

In this house, we believe:
- love is love
- science is real
- books are magic portals
- pants are always optional
- squirrels are little demons
- the forest accepts you as you are, and for who you will become

Our differences are our strengths. Some of us hide our tentacles under tattered cardigans, while others hide them under fashionable wool jackets. That’s what makes life so interesting.

Don't let your past define you.
Let your future deeds define you, and make sure they include things like "talons," "fangs," and "moss draped horror terrifies townsfolk away from the ragged edge of the forest."

Your fortune for today:
Become the doom bringer, or the doom bringer will be coming for you.

What's your Autumn look?

1. cozy sweater witch
2. exhausted elder goth
3. weird mossy shape
4. rust & shadow

The soup of the day is heartbreak.

Remember:
No matter where you are in life or what twisted trail you've traveled down, there are always ancient creatures of fangs, talons, antlers, & moss nearby, murmering softly in the shadows.
Take comfort in that.

We're all trying to get by, in our own way.
And if your way involves learning ancient magic, crafting enchanted daggers, and having secret meetings with the old gods in the dark end of the forest, so much the better.

If you've prepared your patch properly, by now your pumpkins should be:
- humming slightly
- levitating a little
- visited nightly by dark fairies
- sinking their vines into other plants to drain them of energy
- murmering dark incantations to the elder gods

a black cat standing on a wall with a reflection of it Alt: a black cat awkwardly walking along a wall on two legs

on my way