Gnome Pickles

Thank you.

This one wasn't mine, it was Mama Pickles. Thankfully everything came back as fine and our worries were mostly put to rest.

Ouch, you have my sympathy friend.

It is always the same list of like 3 names, and they are always so concerned about what happened to those three people and how they are a condemnation on letting queer people just be themselves. I am just so tired and so very angry

Oh we are an apartment complex built on a sinkhole level of boned here I see.

I live in western Washington, if this guy is freaking out about a little pot smoke my town might kill him.

It's just a reshuffle. She's been getting negative attention so we need a new scapegoat for a bit.

Knowing my luck, I might develop one of those, haha!

Of course, considering you are far too good for him to boot!

Honestly, I bet some of them aren't even 20. Hell, one or two might even be under 18.

Cartoon by RJ Matson, based on Delacroix's "Liberty Leading the People", only Liberty is carrying a US flag; most of the People are carrying anti-ICE signs (including "Defend the Constitution", "Protect the Rule of Law" and "Truth, Decency, Courage"); and everyone, including Liberty (but with two notable exceptions) is dressed in parkas, boots, and winter caps. Those notable exceptions are ICE/CBP officers.

RJ Matson, like all the best editorial cartoonists, knows his art history. rjmatson.substack.com/p/liberty-le...

Clenching not cleaning!

Auto-replace, fix yourself before I fix you.

Health worries that I was freaking out about last week, they came back negative! I can finally stop cleaning! Oh I am so happy!

Thank you all for the animal pictures! They helped me not go mad.

That's kind of terrifying. Kids grow up, and it is scary, I get it. But you cannot just halt their growth.

She is a hero then. I was a NICU baby myself back in the day. Not for long, but for a bit. Mom loved every nurse who was there for her.

When I first got him and his sister they hid for weeks. They still don't like being touched outside of my bed or easy chair, but sometimes they let me know they love me.

I am sorry for your loss.

Cancer stays forever in one place after all! And a cow is a perfect uniform sphere of constant density!

"Come on, she only hurt nine, that we know of babies! Let me take bring my own children to see them!" - a shitty parent.

Here is a solution for ya bruv. Date women your age instead of trying to date babies with less experience then you. You are a creepy bastard!

I mean, I assume. I would have to confirm by asking women, but I think it is highly likely.

Or, and hear me out, women want people. Like fully realized human people with actual interests beyond being a man.

Is she just a head on a stick? That is hardcore upsetting!

It is almost like pop music is an absolute bop most of the time and done by cool and talented folk

The stupidest people in the world are surveilling our social media. If you do this, it will definitely put me on a list and probably get me killed.

I'm in.

Father, the vcr is warm, but also loud, why can't good things just be good?

It is the middle of the week, the hump, the hardest part. If is natural to feel tired. You can rest soon, and I am pulling for you. I believe in you.

Just got this. No deal. I appreciate the hustle but the bet was for multiple firearms.

Side note: This is starting to worry me.

I would say most of it, and the grift has been going on for years.

"You don't need therapy, you need this John Wayne movie and a gun, or to pay a couple grand so a moron in a too tight shirt can scream at you."

Damnit autocorrect, I meant to write lower, not power. Making autocorrect an LLM was a terrible and annoying mistake.