Gnome Pickles

a woman in a red dress is standing on a stage with the words let 's dive in written above her ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing on a stage with the words let 's dive in written above her

You're a gem and a half.

I am gonna hold your hand when I say this, current AI tech is just a spreadsheet attached to a speak and spell, it is not the Doctor from Star Trek Voyager.

Crap I touched their hand and they are likely some kind of anti-vax weirdo. This was an error I may die from.

The holidays are a super stressful time, please remember that you are entitled to a bit of peace. You are not a failure for not being able to afford something, be it a big fancy meal or a perfect gift. You are enough and I am proud of you.

Bruv, you have stated you want to bang teenagers and are the one saying other people are posting batshit things? My word, the stones on you.

Is there maybe some kind of medication you have been prescribed that you are out of and need a restock of? Maybe that might help this little breakdown you are having.

Sound advice. There are a lot of weirdos out there who scour social media for posts just like that.

Buddy, if you want to swear on the internet it is ok. Your mom is too disappointed in you for her opinion to go lower.

What is with your weird, "no you!" responses? Do you honestly think that this is a good strategy? Are you stupid as well as a predator?

Each of the girls pictured looks like she still has a learners permit and a curfew.

“R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?”

Damn that would be wild. Wow.

A primary care doc who tells me, "well I have never heard of tibial torsion and well I am the doctor so I am just gonna diagnose you with being fat. Now get out of here and we will bill you $500 afterwards." Man imagine that world.

These two have gotten into shenanigans. I would bet money that they solved at least one mystery and stopped a mean ol businessman who wanted to buy up their town and build train tracks over the land.

More people need to donate to the campaign for this game. I need to play it.

Well aren't you just an edgy little boy? Does that make you more attractive to the 14 year old girls you try to pick up?

We can all look at what you post. We all see your posts lusting after teenagers. You're not subtle bruv.

No, you're not my slave, you're a misogynist and a pedophile who has been posting about how wonderful you think dating teenagers is. Then when called on it your response is, "nuh uh, you!"

Now you seem to be slowly unlearning how to write, which is interesting.

Armed gays and minorities don't get bashed.

Now you are being purposely obtuse. I told you to read your post that she quoted.

Come on dude, I know the kids you want to bang are too young to read but surely you can.

Bruv, it is clear to everyone but you she was making a joke. Please stop being this dense.

Scientists are trying to figure out of the presence of a meth lab breeds rat tail mullets or if rat tail mullets cause meth labs to form from the ether. It is a true chicken or the egg scenario.

In all seriousness, if you are thinking about it then hit up a gun shop with a range attached that will let you fire off a few rounds before purchasing. Guns can be very different between calibers and manufacturers.

I know this was mostly a joke, so I am sorry if I got too serious in reply.

I second this motion. Bring forward, "The Device!"

Someone is a grumpy gus.

Maybe read what you wrote hear and realize you're crossing a line here.

Dude, look at the post that Sarah quoted of yours. If you tell me that that is not you saying you want to bang kids then you are either delusional or a straight up liar. You are a pedophile.

You flat out said you wanted to bang children. You don't get to, "I am rubber and you are glue," yourself out of this dude.

"Hey I am being called on being a creep and a pedophile, how can I distract from that? I know I will rapidly change the topic!"

Get bent pedophile.

If this dude's picture has not been passed around the local schools then civilization has failed.

When I was checking the thread I said to myself that you gave the vibe of a dude who would, "um actually," age of consents and know them off the top of your head. I see I was correct.

You are flat out saying you want to have sex with children. She is 100% right about you.

Bruv, she's a whole person, not a kept pet you absolute tool bag.

Have to do it in ai because he's so lazy he never learned how to actually create something.