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Nancy "Throat Goat" Reagan?! Lol

There should be new articles of impeachment dropping daily. Instead we’re getting novellas and soliloquies on social media from people elected solely to get in the field on our behalf. Term everybody at this point.

Lmaoooo nothing like traumatizing yourself with your own bad choices lol

Never in my 33 years! What part of the black Americans doing this??? Who taught him this!!! I feel like I've seen something with this idea but HUH

Oh honey, lmaoooo let it be the day I get my nails done, it's me freaking out about how much I hate them.

(Mind you, I'm now three days in and I actually like them now 🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂)

Like absolutely not!!!!!!!!!!

Lmaooooo the way I read it the same way

Not them charging the LK leader … listen WE all knew Chicago wasn’t going for this shit 💩

Lol literally! Like this isn't a pressing issue? We can discuss it at 10

Also "upper management" is just being able to forward the email a step lower than you and telling them to do whatever is in the email

(Even if the email has no action items 🙄😂)

Lmaoooooo I quickly tell someone it's too early to be talking lol aht aht. Be quiet

Lmaoooooo I love the fact that people come up to me and it's like yes I'm sure you think we need to discuss this now, but it's wayyy too early to be talking. Leave it on my desk and come back

Lmboooooooooo

I'm sorry, but this video took me out. Poor baby was so confused 🤣

The number of coochie havers who realize sex is actually super fun when you have it with someone who does not hate you 😭

whoever decided on tying health insurance to our employment: ya mom’s a hoe.

Being awakened at 2am during a full moon 👀👀 uhm I'm listening?

👀 anybody watching The Lazarus Project on Netflix?

It's like Vantage Point meets The Travelers

a woman sits at a desk with her hand on her chin and a picture of a police officer behind her ALT: a woman sits at a desk with her hand on her chin and a picture of a police officer behind her

Mutes ”hoodies”
When will men shut the fuck up.

LMAO forgot so damn quick

And blocked

As soon as I saw the picture I remembered 😂😂😂😂 just be doing shit

LMAO now I'm gon just go ahead and look that one up

(but also there's no need to come at me sideways 😉)

Lol been watching too much TV. I'm like y'all not about to make me remember something didn't happen lol completely forgot

Lol completely forgot thanks

You're so right! Lol

Haven't cried that hard in a while, it was needed