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Can I please with-paw $20

ALDI is the best grocery shopping experience in AUS. 1. No loud music blaring 2. No decision fatigue from choosing brands 3. I get to walk in a nice big circle not zig zag back & forth across the store 4. I get to pack my bags how I like it. Low price is just a bonus 🙌🏻 #aldi

News article from ABC News: Melbourne developer given permission to build on land after illegally clearing native vegetation.

Can the government fix the housing system already so these shitty developers stop destroying our country for a stupid amount of profit 🥺

I would like to buy one black and white potato pls

I would LOVE to be a Life Admin teacher at a school. Hey youths this is how you set up a bank account, you need to know this before getting a credit card, this is how to make a phone call, these are the different types of insurance and what they mean, this is how you set a budget for your family.

Getting a free little extra cheeseburger or hash brown in my McDonald’s bag every now and then is a far more successful marketing strategy than the monopoly campaign

What is this a lemon for ants? 🐜🍋

There’s not enough boat travel. What I would give to travel interstate in Australia by boat instead of a plane. Planes are so awful 🥲

Started on the audiobook The Summer of Broken Rules by K.L. Walther this week. So far very cute 🩷

The DuoLingo owl with the message “you’ve reviewed all your mistakes!”

When my brain lets me go to sleep at 3am:

There is just something so satisfying about audibly groaning out loud when you sit down on a chair over the age of 30

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This is why I will never achieve the Joja Mart badge in stardew valley 🥹

I like your art a lot. It’s very pretty 🩷

Been thinking about that Don’t Cha Pussycat Dolls song and how in long-form the lyrics are, “Do not you wish your girlfriend was hot like me,” and this is the only way I’m signing it now 🎵

The definition of growing up is changing your Jonas brothers crush from Nick/Joe to Kevin

It took me 11 years to get 107 followers on Twitter. I wonder if I can beat that here on Bluesky 😀