Warwalker

Our new pupper Murphy

Hey errybody this is Murphy. His hobbies are eating, sleeping and biting toes. We are working on the last one...

Agree. And his statue should be holding his (deliberately) much smaller contract in his hand.

Hamilton gotta Hamilton

Every time I have filled my gas tank since the Leafs beat Tampa in Round One, I have pumped $X.91 in tribute to noted Passion Haver and Great Leaf Captain Johnny Toronto.

As you walk away from conversations, say "See ya ladle!"

Correct answer.

Paging literally anyone in the Democrat party who wants to function as a protector of democracy and freedom.

I hate it sooo much. At least they only play it twice every commercial break.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AGREE

This is excellent. If you simply print what Kirk believed, in his own words, it's exceptionally clear what kind of person he was.

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

What I know is that right now, he can't find the plate with a map more games than not. He is walking guys, hitting batters and coughing up dingers. That is not a closer.

It's not great. Tell me the Jays weren't hoping for more out of him.

...but they are bad.

Well obviously not all closers have been top performers. By definition. But some are, every year. My point is simply that Hoffman hasn't been a top performer, or really even an upgrade on Romano. He was supposed to fulfill that role.

It was a different era, I understand, but Willie Hernandez did not shit the bed on the regular for the '84 Tigers. Tom Henke and Duane Ward were money game in and out for the Jays in the early 90s. Mariano Rivera was Mariano Rivera. Hoffman has been very meh.

...and now some more. Sigh.

More like a bullshitpen amirite?

Kody Funderburk, on the other hand, is some pure made up video game bullshit.

Mickey Gasper is a very baseball name and that duster is definitely 70s baseball card-worthy.

We saw MacBeth today at Stratford. The Robert Lepage production, recontextualizing medieval Scottish power struggles by situating the story in the mid 90s Quebec biker wars, is absolutely spectacular. Stunning effects in live action, well worth the price of admission.

Hilarious. Face eating leopards like burgers too, I guess

Samesies

I saw that too! 100%

Agree. Really thoughtful and thorough analysis of Vladdy's defensive positioning, Kirk's throwing error and deficiencies calling for certain locations from Dominguez in the context of his control issues just now. Very well done.

*Bobby Witt Jr'd

Jays got Bobby Witt Jr's today

B.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing Nickelback A search and rescue call in Kelowna's Boulderfields area turned out to be a lone camper singing to himself in the woods.

Actual headline. Not satire. vancouversun.com/news/bc-camp...

A Blur To Me Now 13 ENGINES · Album · 1991 · 13 songs

This record is criminally underappreciated on Spotify. Do yourself a favour and listen. One of the greats of the 80s/90s Toronto indie scene. open.spotify.com/album/5QpYab...

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