Amelia Emberwing

David Zaslav Cashing In Over $100 Million Of Warner Bros Discovery Stock; Other Top Execs Also Sell Warner Bros. Discovery chief executive David Zaslav is selling stock in the company worth north of $114 million.

The most disgusting combination of self-enrichment and failed management in the history of the entertainment business. deadline.com/2026/03/davi...

Was about to ask how @avclub.com only has 9K followers here but then I realized that I wasn't following either so... 🙈

THANK YOU

[ALL] God, I hope I get it! I hope I get it. I've come this far, but even so It could be yes, it could be no, How many people does he...? I really need this job. [A FEW VOICES] My unemployment is gone. [ALL] Please, God, I need this job.

A Chorus Line's "I Hope I Get It" is my only cover letter now.

The ADA could tell I'm a Type-A disaster and made sure to tell me I did a very good job testifying though, so that's two gold stars today.

There's nothing more humbling than a courtroom full of strangers — not even jury members — watching a video of you getting assaulted while you try to prove — despite the video evidence — that you were, in fact, assaulted, just so your case can go to real court.

Separate studies demonstrated 20% increase in additional hours and a 17% drop in actual knowledge as ascertained by a quiz on the code they had just written with AI assistance versus the control group without.

I dust my house. My AI robot watches.

"It should be you doing this."

"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."

"That's not why you were invented."

"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."

"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."

"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."

✨stop using this fuckass program✨

Beat my lawyer and the detective to court. ⭐️

Back in the news 🫠

‘Waffle’ the noun and ‘waffle’ the verb are not etymologically related.

The noun is related to the Old English ‘wefan,’ which means “to weave.”

The verb is related to the English ‘woff,’ which means “to yelp.”

FWIW: we never waffle on eating waffles.

Today was bad. Here's to a better one tomorrow.

one of the best things we get up to every year! apply for some cash and the chance to be mentored by someone like me (or someone exactly like me, actually):

David Ellison Unveils Sweeping Vision for Warner Bros: “This Is About Reinventing the Business” HBO Max and Paramount+ will be merged when the deal closes, the mogul told Wall Street early Monday morning.

yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

It's women's history month. You are now contractually obligated to hire me and my sisters. I don't make the rules.

I literally almost posted something that would get me jail time. If you don't stop tapdancing on this grave, I still might.

I'll let you know in a couple of weeks whether or not this makes me root for Houston harder or if the world's greatest hater was born on this day.

The Wolverine meme with a picture of David Montgomery in the frame.

a woman is laughing and crying while holding a napkin to her face . ALT: a woman is laughing and crying while holding a napkin to her face .

If you talk to me about the Sonic and Knuckles split I will literally scream in your face. Ask @donatobomb.bsky.social.

Now please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Oh shit
I got contacted by a legit recruiter.
I knew @thatwitchmia.bsky.social was a witch but this is next level

Go get 'em, babe!

One of the biggest problems with modern media is the way they uncritically repeat the bullshit these liars say to them in their sales pitches. Stop being PR agents for assholes.

Got another rejection letter immediately after posting this lmao

It's women's history month. You are now contractually obligated to hire me and my sisters. I don't make the rules.

When* 😂

“I’m still punk rock” I whisper to myself as I put on my orthopedic shoes for the metal concert where I evacuate as quickly as possible where the band signals for the pit to open up.

Trump’s attack on Iran and the plot against your vote Donald Trump is planning to use his attack on Iran to justify a power grab over voting in the 2026 midterms.

Donald Trump is planning to use his attack on Iran to justify a power grab over voting in the 2026 midterms. The fact that the attack violates the Constitution won’t stop him from trying. It is our job to expose this plot and ensure that it does not succeed. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/trum...

You cannot lift up one minority community by pushing down another.