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Internet man from the 90's - Facepalm Death at the other place. Currently enjoying: Reading - Judge Dredd Listening- Coffin Worm, Lord Mantis Watching- Asian Horror

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Netflix saw that boxing could not possibly get any worse and Anthony Joshua held their beer for them

20.12.2025 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Jonathan Frakes beyond belief clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar
YouTube video by The Snows Jonathan Frakes beyond belief clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar

This made me do some weird laughs

youtu.be/E1wYVdL8FsQ

24.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A coloured version of my Ace Frehley tribute piece from earlier today.

17.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 51    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
Sacrificial Lamb
YouTube video by Coroner - Topic Sacrificial Lamb

youtu.be/06ngdtPaX5I

17.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Coroner album fucking rips

17.10.2025 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smegadeth

13.08.2025 09:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
African Death Metal: Overthrust (Botswana) on tour in the UK - 2025
YouTube video by EARTH HOUSE African Death Metal: Overthrust (Botswana) on tour in the UK - 2025

You cannot stop the metal

youtu.be/w4NpwBbyVls

05.08.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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*hugs* got you bro

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Well fuck today in the face

22.07.2025 18:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Prodigy really don't believe in the saying Less is More.

29.06.2025 21:24 — 👍 96    🔁 3    💬 16    📌 1

I have never got on very well with people who don't like The Prodigy

29.06.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Green Arrow is pulling up a teenager and leaning in with a sneer as the scared teen replies, “We’re trying to raise bread for DRUMS, and GUITARS, and MAKE-UP!” Green arrow replies in disgust, “PUNK ROCKERS, huh? Well, you’ve got the PUNK part down pat!

Green Arrow is pulling up a teenager and leaning in with a sneer as the scared teen replies, “We’re trying to raise bread for DRUMS, and GUITARS, and MAKE-UP!” Green arrow replies in disgust, “PUNK ROCKERS, huh? Well, you’ve got the PUNK part down pat!

08.06.2025 10:29 — 👍 94    🔁 12    💬 10    📌 3
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Next up on the watch list. Asian horror classics, including some rewatches of newer Blu-ray releases.

30.05.2025 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He's not wrong

29.05.2025 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Creatures on the Loose 35 (5481)

Creatures on the Loose 35 (5481)

29.05.2025 14:53 — 👍 144    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 1

Neeeeeed more Yob

29.05.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Helmet - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP Helmet - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

Oh what a Saturday afternoon treat!

youtu.be/ZCIE4Hkr2cg

17.05.2025 11:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fantastic ending to Baroness Kidron's speech in the House of Lords yesterday, which led to the government's defeat on AI & copyright.

Speaking the UK's creators: "Their property, their labour, is worthy of your protection - because apart from anything else, it is not ours to give away."

13.05.2025 16:41 — 👍 3015    🔁 986    💬 17    📌 100

Havoc is absolutely shite. Tom Hardy's worst film by a fucking mile.

Fuck, I really hated that. So bad.

25.04.2025 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just one week to go!
#Metal #MetalSky #Cruise

Fancy leaving your worries behind you for a couple of hours? Discovering new music with friends? Well...

05.04.2025 10:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

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