Beau Humbug

I will help fund any effort to unmask every single person who has worked for ICE this past year.

I’m so ashy because it’s cold as hell out.

Oh it’s Aquarius season.

I made the fatal mistake of overdouching and now im just disgusted by the fact that I really don’t be chewing my food as much as I think I do.

It’s so bad this year.

Honestly men are so fucking hot.

North bound purple line will never get its shit together and I’m at peace with that.

Quite unfair how doing this for the last two days has made me feel great during the height of my winter blues.

What if I become a “5am at the gym” person. Would you be mad?

Omg this shit really is sexistential!

Some of these gooner accounts should put don’t the penis and pick up the pen because they are legitimately writing some of the best comedy intentionally of unintentionally.
“Son, you should go back to your goon cave.” Like hello!???

Should I visit St. Louis?

What do you mean it’s Thursday???

Fat dick Friday

Laundry day

New year, same fat cheeks 😘

Who do I have to fuck around here!?

The way I would be horrible at the traitors but still make it fun for everyone.

There is a plague in Chicago right now.

Where are My Flu A dolls?! Flu a dolls make some noise!!!

Day 2 and I can’t feel my toes.

Don’t worry guys I was able to get debilitatingly sick before the end of the year so all is well.

Do these fake tattoos make my thighs look big?

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I meant sash

Small dick tops will always have access to my hole.

On deck