For me, I experience lovely moments through your eyes, it makes me smile.
Everyone loves a badger, fools
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Tomahawk
The comments by Palantir's CEO - who is a board member of Palantir Technologies UK Ltd - are incompatible with UK values.
There are other reasons for the UK government not to award or continue Palantir contracts but this statement of intent by its CEO must surely be decisive?
This is the company the UK government has embedded in the nation’s services. Seriously, fuck everyone who is excusing this.
Absolutely loved doing these shows with The Nightingales !
Hope we can do more in the future. Meanwhile I’ve got two headline shows coming up next week: Sheffield and York on Wed and Friday.
Photo: Wee Davey
At the Moth Club, London. 24-02-26
#hornicator
#livemusic
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note
Bit different to yesterday! 😆
GREAT NEWS!
A special task force of elderly bald men, smelling of chives and armed with small penises, has arrived to liberate Dubai from the Iranian onslaught!
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Yesterday morning Steve Reed said we're all proud of the King.
Last night Channel 4 News interviewed Andy Burnham and showed us just how proud we should all be (Duchy of Lancaster = King)
Do you mean immigrants?
Stephen Fry: “I’m deeply worried by the darkening shadow that’s going over the world, a shadow that we have to call fascism”
Laura Kuenssberg: “You would use that word?”
Stephen Fry: “Oh absolutely. It’s a cult of power; and power only speaks to power”
#bbclaurak
Madness
Inflation is about to go up for everyone around the world.
CMA CGM to impose shipping fuel surcharge www.bairdmaritime.com/shipping/box...
MSC Shipping to impose emergency fuel surcharge
www.reuters.com/business/ene...
Same!
I was just in my kitchen, I’m back on the sofa now
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?
From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
In the UK my local gas/petrol station has put it up 12 pence a litre since last week, winning
Almost nobody in the media reported on the former Tory Government's sweeping power grab of the electoral commission. This week Labour have announced that they will reverse what Boris Johnson did and return the commission to independence.
Ofcourse Labour will get absolutely no credit for doing this
So pleased that Israel and the US have managed to put the price of fuel up by 12p per litre since last week, well done chaps, someone’s pockets are being lined and that’s all that matters. Supermarkets next for the win? #profiteering #price-gouging
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