bug 🪲

my 4 year old keeps saying she is going to send me to "jonas brother jail"

Screenshot of Wooper skating in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of Wooper skating in the Pokémon anime

Wooper loves to skate

my coworker

he heard that

👁️👄👁️

when r frog & toad coming out of the closet

everyone say hi to eyrie

i asked my daughter what to name the new kitten and she said “ear-y” cus he has big ears
so i’m naming him eyrie like the neopet HEHE

i’m getting a kitten 2morrow

looking at bugs with my microscope while listening to the white house press briefing the vibe is sick!

ill eat the fuck out of it

it’s a great day to be on mood stabilizers ❤️ (the bank froze all my cards and my joint card with my husband and i had to go to the bank with my 4 year old for 2 hours)

awful timing for all my bank accounts to get locked due to fraud wtf

i got too drunk last night and somehow everyone convinced me to try to do a pull up (i’ve never done one)
anyway i fell off the bar n fucked up my knee hehe 👉👈

the one

i’ve been ignoring bluesky i’ve been too busy running my little shops in kynseed

don’t worry about it

and when you're sad, i'll sit with you

i laughed tho

also is this healthy yes or no (don’t answer)

does anybody else treat therapy like a lil stand up comedy routine or is it just me

i’ve had it for years but never played it until 2 weeks ago n i’ve been loving it

(the game is kynseed)

fed my dog a gassy apple & now he’s floating ominously in the woods

hell yeah

took a porch nap in the sun today feeling very feline