@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
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06.03.2026 10:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂
06.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She went to bed 3 hours early, so kinda not
06.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope
I leap with my eyes closed because if you look first, you expect to land.
10.01.2025 20:27 — 👍 13 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.
05.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 130 🔁 39 💬 4 📌 0If your battery life is always at 69%, you're doing social media right.
28.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 86 🔁 44 💬 3 📌 0idontwanttoliveintrumplandiaanymore
06.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 66 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0not sharing my pace secrets by gait keeping
05.03.2026 15:28 — 👍 42 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0I'm sorry I'm like this. I'm bored
26.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 142 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 0I tried carbon dating before. After a month, their personality got coal.
04.03.2026 13:20 — 👍 38 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0
It’s swedda weatha. Raiden has a turtleneck on
16.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
I can't possibly care how spotless my dishes are right now, Cascade.
Read the fucking room.
Small black and white kitten is chewing on a page from a book)
I dosed up, children. 🤩
Here’s Erza trying to eat a book (Good Morals and Gentle Manners for Schools and Families, 1873)
Even an amoeba moves away from pain
04.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 25 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0Win-win! 😂
06.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not playing, I am legit hard to get.
05.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 68 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 0
the great thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information
the shit thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information
Oh yeah, I remember those
06.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, the aliens aren't going to fix this.
05.03.2026 21:22 — 👍 74 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 0maybe nature is beautiful because it wants to lure us in and eat us
04.03.2026 06:29 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0You tell a rational technology to go to hell and what does it do, the very rational bon voyage that your astronaut heart is afraid of, and coordinates are already go for the funny little space saving smart drill car
05.03.2026 05:48 — 👍 52 🔁 38 💬 0 📌 0Build your own salad? I did not come on this cruise to get into construction.
27.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
FLEA MARKET SELLER: You drive a hard bargain.
ME: Actually it’s a Kia Sportage. Is Hard Bargain a Swedish car? Sounds Swedish. Anyway thanks for the deal on these whale song cd’s.
😂🤣
05.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0According to my HR Manager, “Go Fist Yourself Randy” is not an appropriate way to close out a work email
27.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 36 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 1It’s so weird how I’m the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.
03.03.2026 17:36 — 👍 202 🔁 46 💬 5 📌 2There comes a point where no amount of cheese, mashed potatoes, old films, wine and go to music will not heal you
05.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0I’m always highly suspicious of people that don’t want freshly grated Parmesan cheese on their pasta
03.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 48 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0Cinnadust Cumberbatch
05.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 21 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0