Becks

Oh this is GOOOOD

Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals

Made a mistake and watched a half hour of the most climactic episode of White Lotus with my roomie annnnnd now I’m going to have anxiety for the rest of today so

I feel like “baby fever” isn’t the right term to use because I’m not big on the idea of actually HAVING a child myself… but man, there are so many kids in this coffee shop because of an Easter egg event and my ovaries are EXPLODING from the cuteness 🥹

Just heard the pop goes punk version of Ain’t it Fun, and I’m disappointed. It being one of my absolute favorite songs, I had really high expectations tbh. A Day to Remember would have naaaaailed it.

This outfit gave me lovely gender euphoria last week

"i never see you at the club" okay, well i never see you at blackbeard's bar and grill and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipment (gift shop out back)

I’m having trouble remembering the last time I went a day without feeling depressed or anxious. It’s been a long time. It feels like I’m struggling to get through a thick marsh. Isolated in my mind, and it’s proving difficult to find my way out of the reeds.

Soon it'll be Easter 4/20 right here in Lansing Michigan USA

Overheard the roomie playing video games-

Him: LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING CHINS AND DESPAIR

Him: what… wait… WHY DO YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF PENNIES IN THERE. ARE YOU A PEASANT?

10 seconds of Adonis purrs for you

It is 2008. I am starting my first career and watching the stock market tumble double digits in a single day.

It is 2020. I am making a career change and watching the stock market tumble double digits in a single day.

It is 2025. I am making another career change and watching the stock market tumb

I forgot what it was like to have the flu. 0/10 would not recommend.

Sunday Mood. Have a wonderful day, be kind.

Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

What an absolute cunt. Imagine having this much hatred wtf

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.

Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.

READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND

Not everyone can be as funny as you are James! 

Anyone know where I can get a big container of miso soup in Lansing? This bitch is sick again

I contain multitudes.

Omg thank you SO MUCH

We’re in federal court in Boston today for Rümeysa Öztürk’s hearing. Free Rümeysa Öztürk NOW!

Hi I deleted insta and now I’m here ✌🏼

We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE

Rights of Federal Employees with Disabilities, Explained | ACLU The Trump administration has issued a number of directives affecting federal employees with disabilities, but laws protecting these workers remain.

Directives from the Trump administration do not change federal disability laws.

If you’re in the federal workforce and have a disability, know your rights.

In case you’re wondering, it was in fact a bad idea

Me: easily triggered and anxious for the last two weeks

Also me: sure, I’ll watch the entirety of the Gabby Petito documentary episodes today

Wow dis anxiety depwession combo has weelly wamped up dis month pwincess. We seem to uhhhh not be havin a vewy good time.

My online therapist says the age of personal growth is over and the time of the orc has come