Shroom Jester

I was gone for a day, why is everyone talking about trump sucking off Bill Clinton

When the world stops trusting your money, the fall comes fast.

• Massive debt & reckless spending are shaking investor confidence
• Foreign banks are quietly moving away from the dollar
• Countries are trading in other currencies—dedollarization is real

The US dollar’s dominance isn’t guaranteed.

a man in a red hat is asking if he has any more tamales Alt: Dave Chapelle as the addict character, text says "Y'all got any more of them tamales?"

Refuse Fascism is on the ground in DC and Sunday at the Hollywood Farmers Market they're doing a tamale fundraiser support antifascists in DC. They're $15 for a half dozen and $25 for a dozen. You can choose from pork, chicken, or rajas con queso (cheese & jalapeño). I would go if I could!

“What’s between your legs?”

“A dinosaur.”

Wow my back hurts, almost wish I didn’t have a spine like THE FUCKING DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Quit yapping and keep running, my hot pockets are cold

Honestly sometimes it is

Hot milfs right behind you

Sometimes they are allies and that muddled the romantic tension/jk

I’m like 80% sure they want that too

I don’t really like buffets, I get self conscious about my weight and I only get one plate

Does the women in the image look uncomfortable to anyone else or is it just me?

What’s gayer? Homosexuality or whatever the hell was happening In Hazbin Hotel S2E4?

Warriana from Venture Bros. She is a buff Amazonian woman holding a lasso

Warriana

A swarm of zubat, a teal bat with purple wings swarm in a picture with the text “Wild zubat appeared” in a white sprite box

Gen 1 battle music starts playing

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

I am now asking are leeks onion twinks

Further proof that Rumi is a descendant of Big D

Damn this one sentence would prevented the whole “Home Alone” franchise

I need a nap

One the night of All Hallows Eve Trekkie fans come together to watch the episode where Dr Crusher has sex with the scottish ghost.

Continuity!

Congratulations

RIP aborted Gen Z y’all would have loved depression

Damn o7 to all those who never had the chance to enter this shit economy and work force.

ABORTED GF “I'm not real.” “Hasn't even formed genitalia, and you're still forcing gender norms onto me.” “This is a strange cross between necrophilia and pedophilia.” “Might've become a serial killer.”

2 monocles?! he's making a spectacle of himself 😂

This could but you won’t put on the mouse costume

A setite would send a snake to wrap itself around your balls