Smooth Dunk

Thank you!

Excellent. You somehow made it feel Even More Hitchcock

“Frank Joins ICE”

[photo of bullet family on a jet ski]

A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”

US government rn

this comic was about ICE targeting and abducting children but now feels confusing because we can’t go a single day without a new fresh horror

that’s the one :(

“end of story”
[text from agent: kyle this is literally ur entire fucking brand]
“but actually there is a bunch more story”

Cartoon A Red Guy in shades and ear protectors is practicing at a shooting range. Along the wall in front of him are targets. They show the silhouette of a man’s upper body. However, the target the red guy is aiming at is hanging much lower than the rest, at roughly the height of a small child, and he is shooting from a kneeling position.

How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range

It’s true, that is the line most associated with me

haha! that’s great! (And also gross)

why did I give the pink guy in this comic a cute little bag? what’s in there? who knows. who can fathom the whims of an artist.

4 panel comic Panel 1: A dad and his child watch a kids tv show featuring a big cuddly bear and a small cute dog (who is eating a pizza) Bear, gesturing to dog, says: This is Spot. They like pizza a lot. Panel 2: Dad, immediately incandescent with rage shouts: “They” Oh my God what the hell is this?? In a kids show??” Panel 3: Dad, now ascending on a wave of frothy fury points to his child and yells: This is gonna confuse you!! You won’t learn!! You’re gonna need therapy!! Panel 4: Therapist’s office. A therapist makes notes. The child, now an adult, lies on a couch and says: …And my dad would just start screaming at cartoons…

won’t somebody think of the childrennnn

I get it

I think someone just DM’d me and I cannot see DMs so if that was you, sorry!

satirical exaggeration is dead. rip satirical exaggeration

So sorry to read this, Moose. Sending love xxx

NICE

hahaa! classic

yes, it *does* look like Nadella is about to eat a massive shit sandwich in the photo. that was a happy accident

putting a pound sign on to remind people I’m not American hahahaha

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

listen listen, i’m sick of reposting this comic, but it’s not my fault it becomes relevant like every six weeks

exACTLY

Haha! YES

Haha (there is no level of humour I will not stoop to)

I mean the comic could be about ANYTHING couldn’t it? u certainly cannot ban me for it

we all need this. as a little treat

3 panel comic Panel 1: A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams “YEAHHHH!” Panel 2: A new guy walks into shot from the left and says “You guys watching football?” A guy in crowd answers “Nope” Panel 3: The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams “OH FUCK YEAH”

imagine if it happens on tv

Actually that comic is by the brilliant Alex Norris