Smooth Dunk

4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript? Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text. Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth

when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u

No, no plans to publish right now. I don’t think there would be much of an audience for it (I appreciate the interest though!)

Musk: *uses his platform racistly* is it my shoes? do people hate my shoes?

A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔” The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”

The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔

*nods knowingly* the megadrive game

“but I’m a good billio-” let me stop you there a file featuring you was released as u typed that sentence

3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

get it right

The slogan for shrimp ice cream is “Shrimp Ice Cream! Everybody Hates It!”

Cheers!

AI TRAINING??? YES PLEASE!!!

Thank you!

Excellent. You somehow made it feel Even More Hitchcock

“Frank Joins ICE”

[photo of bullet family on a jet ski]

A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”

US government rn

this comic was about ICE targeting and abducting children but now feels confusing because we can’t go a single day without a new fresh horror

that’s the one :(

“end of story”
[text from agent: kyle this is literally ur entire fucking brand]
“but actually there is a bunch more story”

Cartoon A Red Guy in shades and ear protectors is practicing at a shooting range. Along the wall in front of him are targets. They show the silhouette of a man’s upper body. However, the target the red guy is aiming at is hanging much lower than the rest, at roughly the height of a small child, and he is shooting from a kneeling position.

How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range

It’s true, that is the line most associated with me

haha! that’s great! (And also gross)

why did I give the pink guy in this comic a cute little bag? what’s in there? who knows. who can fathom the whims of an artist.

I get it

I think someone just DM’d me and I cannot see DMs so if that was you, sorry!

satirical exaggeration is dead. rip satirical exaggeration

So sorry to read this, Moose. Sending love xxx

NICE

hahaa! classic

yes, it *does* look like Nadella is about to eat a massive shit sandwich in the photo. that was a happy accident

putting a pound sign on to remind people I’m not American hahahaha