@itsbrandynb

Y’all share your location on Sniffies and Jackd, but draw the line at Instagram??

happy hump day 🙂

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I love Beyonce down, but sis, had a BBL and no shade, it’s sickening. The best that I’ve seen.

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You see the bigger the dick, The bigger the bank, the bigger the Benz
The better the chance to get close to his rich friends!

No heads-up, no policy update posted anywhere, just a random, very public call-out. Is this how you define professionalism now? Because this felt more like targeted embarrassment than enforcing a dress code.

So @planetfitness.bsky.social — the “Judgement Free Zone”— has officially judged me. I’ve been wearing compression gear to this loc for months w/ zero issue. Today the mgr watched me check in, said nothing, waited until I was 10 mins into my workout to tell me my shorts were “inappropriate.”

Thank you

Nobody:

Me tonight celebrating Cinco De Drinko:

It’s hard to put into words the pain of losing my Aunt and my 18-year-old nephew to gun violence in the span of a week. But I’m holding on to their love.😢💔

I wish this action figure trend would end TO-F*CKING-DAY! Y’all have worn it tf THIN!

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I ain’t had a boyfriend in so long, I wouldn’t know what to do with it. Like — do batteries come included? How often do you feed it, water it? How much sleep does it need?

Imagine walking into heaven & somebody yell "Ain't He Gay".

see my problem is, imma click show everytime 🙂‍↕️

Mood:

How many of y’all eat sugar with your nose and say “woooooo!” when you’re done?

How y’all doing these cartoons!?

I don’t think y’all are giving “II Hands II Heaven” the attention that it deserves, because mama SUNG tf downe in the bridge👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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The Red Roof Inn gotta be fed up with you ponks. Y’all be getting RAN TF THROUGH down to them folks establishment. I would hate to work in housekeeping—

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Waited for him to acknowledge that he ain’t shit & that he is in fact cheating on his boyfriend, then —

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I then respond: “N*GGAS AIN’T SHIT! You do know this is cheating, right?”

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Before he could even send a message, I entered the chat with: “Ohhhhhh, you must have a boyfriend now?”

To which he dances around the question and replies: “so you’re gonna send me videos to jack off here?”

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I get a random notification on telegram just now: “_______ has created a secret chat!”

It slightly throws me off; because the person who created the chat has my personal number.

N*GGAS STILL AIN’T — 🧵🪡

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“I care” is definitely one of Beyoncé’s deep cuts.