New Year Deezy

And did

two spidermans are standing next to each other in front of a van and pointing at each other . ALT: two spidermans are standing next to each other in front of a van and pointing at each other .

Politicians quoting the Constitution when it suits their purposes—and ignoring it when it doesn't.

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Christians quoting the Bible when it suits their purposes—and ignoring it when it doesn't.

Congrats gorgeous! Love that for you!

Lmfao chile! Leave it to you.

Did I buy the 5 lb bag of Albanese gummy bears? Yes. Because it was fiscally responsible.

Do I also pack them into mini bags so I can track them in my macros? Also yes. Because I’m committed to being both happy and snatched this year.

red velvet cake pretending it doesn’t taste like Chocolate Cake.

Lol. This tickled me

Fav! 💀💀💀💀💀

Undecideds are genuinely code for Trump supporters

Joshua Doss (@doss.discourse) on Threads A deal only makes sense if it’s better than what you would get with no deal

Some amazing points. And it's why I get into it with yt leftists, and black ppl who say they don't vote.

www.threads.com/@doss.discou...

Daily sketch ⛩️🍁🥷🐈‍⬛️

Can you spot the cat ? I think you can.

Tried to only use acrylic pens for this one. I'm not convinced but here we go anyway 😹

#artb#artsky #ink #sketch

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Lol I had to dig in the crates for this!
2014 the summer I was in my bald era

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When they ask me why that nigga keep coming back around:

Missing my dad today 🕊️

By the time my novel turns into a TV show, you'll be ready to meet my casting director...I'll get you on a recurring character role 🫶🏿 so get them classes in 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 keep going.

— black boy joy 🖤

🗓️ Media Girls Network International Women’s Day Honorary Celebration Event
📍Reserve at Hamilton Mill (Mableton, GA)
📸 Mariah Moore (IG: @luvmariahmoore)

Happy Hump Day 🖤

Papi, papa, pa.

You could get anything from me 😮‍💨

an armadillo is walking down a dirt road looking at the camera . ALT: an armadillo is walking down a dirt road looking at the camera .

Fun fact: Armadillos are the only vertebrates that gives birth to identical quadruplets every time. A female produces a single egg that, once fertilized, splits into four genetically identical embryos that share one placenta.

Wydm world events are affecting me again????????? I hate being the main character.

Meant "No, Thank YOU" 🥴 commas are important 😂

Beshkshkshk 😭

running for gay president on a platform of let’s stop boosting insufferable people bc they have muscles

Ayeeee!