Anthony

That kid already is a narc

Remember kids, it's not waterboarding if you use Malört.

And now they're down 2-1. I'm sorry Astro fans. I tried to wash all the stink off before I came

I am once again begging, pleading, that NY politicians stop being so fucking weird. Fix your own goddamn house first before youthink to cast aspersions. We here at least have the good sense to jail our corrupt ones

A Jeremy Peña leadoff homer the day after I switch allegiances for the rest of the season?! I don't deserve this

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I'm trying my hardest not to let them ruin the rest of my year but this about sums up this Cubs team for me: in July Tuck had a 106 wRC+ and Seiya had a 104 wRC+. You ain't winning shit if your two best hitters are doing their best Ian Happ impression.

Now back to the Astro bandwagon for me

I have not

Kupe with his capital on a desolate 1 tile island with no fishing resources

All the priests are played by Paul Rudd and the snake is voiced by Matt Berry. Where do I sign up?

Just finished watching Pooh's retirement ceremony again. I laughed, I cried, and I appreciated all the moments he gave us. MVP forever🌹

Biggest "what if?" in all of sports history. On talent/ability alone he's inner circle w/o question.

I'm in shambles right now and want to feel anything positive about Chicago sports so I'm watching Pooh highlights on YT. Actually yes, I'm totally fine. Why do you ask?

Game in StL is official. I'm on sabbatical from the Cubs the rest of this year. Astro fans, I come with an open mind and a large but empty heart. My bonafides

The screen-grabbed tweet in this image states, "This is a good read, but I keep coming back to the fact that if the (eminently reasonable) Dansvy Swanson deal is outside of the Cubs comfort zone, fans should prepare themselves for a lot of underwhelming additions as the Cubs try to get BACK to a team who could win 83 games. The tweet references a Patrick Mooney article from December 2023 in The Athletic.

Continuing the work of deleting my shit from the other place (it's been cathartic albeit time consuming to do so one by one) and came across this tweet I had responded to. Just more evidence that @bcbsara.bsky.social knows her shit and also do have the lotto #s? pleaseandthanks

The way I wore that Sisqó CD out in my car during my HS years...

Well done. I don't have any comebacks for this that wouldn't tangentially put me on a list or two

a shirtless man with blonde hair is smoking a cigarette in a chair . Alt: a shirtless man with blonde hair is smoking a cigarette in a chair .

Psh.... Define "real"

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NEVER UNDERSTANDING HIM!!!

Donald Duck?

Not sure why my vkb capitalized that D. Makes it look scarier than it actually is. I figured it wasn't "drama" drama.

I'm glad to meet other baseball fans!

There is only one acceptable pantsless, anthropomorphic being and it is Donald Duck. I will take no questions regarding this.

Hey! It's all good! Drama helps me slow my brain down so I appreciate this!

As I initially said, I may just end up being a tourist here, but I have a familial connection to this franchise so I hoped I'd find some baseball related joy during the stretch herr

This may not be a popular opinion but fuck the concept of Clark

Are you Jed Hoyer? 😂😭

I count myself lucky that at least one cat likes me back. I'm fortunate that I have two that entrust me with their care

Can we get Cam back? 😭

Nice! My Astro bonafides are a cousin of mine was drafted by them and played for them for the majority of his MLB career (across 2 stints)

Happy birthday?