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30.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Haha, verkligen!
30.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0550 m
29.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Donera till Wikipedia. Jag gör det månadsvis.
27.10.2025 11:14 — 👍 39 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 4Ah lysande!
27.10.2025 10:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nej såklart!
27.10.2025 07:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Är det inte svårare att kasta med vinterjacka?
27.10.2025 06:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tråd om Sverigekontrakt.
Jag är inne på andra veckan av en intensiv Europaresa med två andra män. Vi är födda i Bagdad, Damaskus och Sarajevo.
Samma resrutt som uppemot en miljon människor tog för tio år sedan, genom städer och länder, lika symboltyngda som våra födelseplatser,
Vita huset med ett pågående byggnadsarbete som ser ut som en dödsstjärna.
"That's no ballroom"
24.10.2025 12:14 — 👍 340 🔁 184 💬 14 📌 4Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀
24.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 2119 🔁 535 💬 64 📌 95![Comic. Confusion matrix showing renditions of different combinations, colored yellow, tan, or gray. [Air: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Lead: gamma rays G, neutrons T, alpha particles G, light G, Sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust T, radio G, sharks G] [Water: gamma rays T, neutrons G, alpha particles G, light T, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Vacuum: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound G, heat T, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Oven mitts: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound T, heat G, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks Y] [Armor: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks T] [Biohazard suit: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust G, radio Y, sharks Y] [Faraday cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Shark cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreib7rzofmrqb5cvnyccnb7ftj6qroxtp55i4dqqnbp2ozun6gaxbkm@jpeg)
Comic. Confusion matrix showing renditions of different combinations, colored yellow, tan, or gray. [Air: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Lead: gamma rays G, neutrons T, alpha particles G, light G, Sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust T, radio G, sharks G] [Water: gamma rays T, neutrons G, alpha particles G, light T, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Vacuum: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound G, heat T, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Oven mitts: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound T, heat G, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks Y] [Armor: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks T] [Biohazard suit: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust G, radio Y, sharks Y] [Faraday cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Shark cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G]
Shielding Chart
xkcd.com/3158/
Chappell Roan Unveils Midwest Princess Fund for Trans Youth — and She’s Already Raised $400K
23.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 6542 🔁 2280 💬 32 📌 196
22.10.2025 15:19 — 👍 80 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 3
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/
22.10.2025 15:00 — 👍 1952 🔁 312 💬 27 📌 11Palme, efter hans första val som partiledare
20.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Utanför Lund hade vi stenciler till mitten av 80-talet (minst)
20.10.2025 06:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ja. 53.
19.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who robbed the Louvre. Right answers only.
19.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
19.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Fler politiker borde göra som Anna Andersson (C).
19.10.2025 09:27 — 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Mums filibabba!
18.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jag minskar vermouth för varje gång jag gör Dry Martini så snart är det nog ren gin
18.10.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Avslutningsmeningen…
15.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Black-and-white comic. In the first panel, a text box reads: “Ada was the daughter of ‘mad, bad, and dangerous to know’ poet and nutcase Lord Byron.” The image shows Lord Byron dramatically wielding a quill while two distressed women cling to him. The next panel shows Ada’s mother, Anabel, holding baby Ada with a worried expression. The text says: “Her mother Anabel fled the exploding planet her husband but was afraid their daughter would inherit his WILD BLOOD!!” In the third panel, Anabel appears stern, saying, “ADA MUST NEVER BECOME POETICAL! Only ONE THING has the power to subdue poetry…” In the final panel, young Ada sits wide-eyed, reading a large book titled “ADVANCED CALCULUS,” while the text concludes: “…MATHEMATICS!!”
Today is the Ada Lovelace day
Go read Sydney Padua's Lovelace origin comic!
sydneypadua.com/2dgoggles/lo...
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11.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 33555 🔁 12805 💬 749 📌 686
Lady Dard’s mobile beekeeping service wasn’t an immediate success. It took her a while to work the bugs out - 14th century, Bayerische Staatsbibliothek, Clm 3003, f. 72r
11.10.2025 04:41 — 👍 55 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Portland right now.
10.10.2025 04:51 — 👍 2101 🔁 564 💬 29 📌 21Finns/fanns där någonstans också. Mycket sorgligt allting.
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“Open wide, big surprise” meets Dad’s ironclad skepticism; trust level: eyes open. #CalvinAndHobbes #DadHumor
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