Johnny Two Hats

Johnny Two Hats

@15megan20.bsky.social

Always tired

45 Followers 57 Following 65 Posts Joined Jan 2025
22 hours ago

When I worked at a living history farm I named every chicken Belina.

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2 weeks ago
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Thank you for the best SciFi program ever made.

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1 month ago

I can sing this whole song! Hands down favorite Muppet movie.

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1 month ago

It sucks and then the rest of the year is great!! Hit mine in April last year. But it wasn't for anything cool like stabbing yourself.

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1 month ago

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
There goes my day.

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1 month ago

CoreCivic tried to sneak an internment facility into Leavenworth, KS and the city called them out. It still may happen as the majority of City Commissioners seem to be agreeing to the special use permit, but residents and local orgs have successfully pushed back its opening for about a year now.

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2 months ago

Loss of self is a true thing to grieve. I'm glad you found solace.

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2 months ago

Thank you. πŸ«‚

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3 months ago

Sometimes my brain scans words and doesn't process correctly. I read this as "I want to drive free with sharks." Not sure if that is less scary than free diving with sharks.

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3 months ago
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5 things to know about the new obesity pills that are on the way Instead of struggling with weekly injections, patients may soon be able to swallow a daily pill to lose weight. Both the makers of Wegovy and Mounjaro are seeking FDA approval for tablets.

www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...

Move over amphetamines. These aren't your Grandma's diet pills. πŸ™„

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3 months ago

🀣🀣🀣
Well meme'd.

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4 months ago
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4 months ago

EXCUSE ME. SOMEONE LEFT A BABY.

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4 months ago

Sigh.
Temporary KCMO jail will be built to last decades - Axios Kansas City share.google/l0wearMQzHIy...

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5 months ago
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Armageddon Summer - Wikipedia

Armageddon Summer - Wikipedia share.google/PceETLEhSzbL...

My two favorite authors from childhood wrote a book together in 1998. It terrified me. To think that people could lean into something so fiercely and without critical thinking.
I still feel the same way.

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6 months ago
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EXP TV is a live tv channel broadcasting an endless stream of obscure media and video ephemera EXP TV’s daytime block is β€œVideo Breaks”--a video collage series featuring wild, rare, unpredictable, and ever-changing archival clips touching on every subject imaginable. The nighttime block starts ...

May I suggest a glance at exptv.org . Yes it's just a few weeks loop of unhinged excerpts and short form, mainly from the 70s-90s. But there are times when its just the cure I'm looking for.

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6 months ago

Oof. Take deep breaths and rest. Gentle hugs!!

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6 months ago

What???? Why was that on the bingo card??

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6 months ago
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A beautiful life lived in art, but I'm sorry to see you go.

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6 months ago

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

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8 months ago
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Stupid bird! I know where you live.

#Futurama

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8 months ago
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Alternative movie poster of the day πŸŽ₯😍

Flash Gordon (1980)

By Paul Mann

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9 months ago
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9 months ago
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Four stinking years of clamping school for this?!

#Futurama

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9 months ago

What if I bought the Dead Reckoning from LAND OF THE DEAD and turned it into a vacation rental property

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9 months ago
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9 months ago
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#webcomic #poorlydrawnlines

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9 months ago
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Yeah they got his ass out

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9 months ago
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a man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts creek yes on it ALT: a man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts creek yes on it

Your semi-regular reminder that reading should be fun and that there's actually no pressure or rules that say what you should read, how quickly you should read it, or that you should slog your way through a book you don't enjoy! - Michael

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9 months ago

Oof. Thanks for taking that hit.

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