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@parkerplease.bsky.social

29 she/her stupidhead 🀯

5,903 Followers  |  393 Following  |  293 Posts  |  Joined: 13.05.2023  |  1.5679

Latest posts by parkerplease.bsky.social on Bluesky

this one banged

18.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi! I work at twitter and we decided to disable Hebrew translation because we didn't want our users to have to see posts about raping dead babies all the time. thank you for your patience!

18.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I #LOVE COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA

18.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

many people don't know this but Mussolini created fascism because he got jealous of the socialist songs

18.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mommy can you please take me to Chengdu to see the gays

18.11.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that was a fun hour of blue sky #pussy

18.11.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Nick Mullen. it's really sad what that bear did to him. no not that kind of bear, the gay kind

18.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why did I just lose the entire value of my 401k

18.11.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#murder

18.11.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a bubble for a butt and my bros keep calling it AI?? can someone tell me if they're going to molest me

18.11.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hihi jenny

18.11.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have A Pepsi Day!

18.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

am I allowed to say I'm kaying mayself on this app

18.11.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IVE HAD A MORNING LET ME TELL YA

18.11.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god? are you there? it's me, penis. I mean parker. can you please kill my enemies? specifically the gang of 8 year olds who beat me and robbed me? and the people who were bystanders who laughed? and the police who arrested me once they saw my phone had a meme of sitting Vice President JD Vance?

18.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't even be shocked if people I know have either seen his posts or yelled at him but since he got on this app he started talking like a communist and fedposting when he's on the phone with me. he is in his 70s lmfao

18.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that most people who believe there's a pedophile cabal expected it to be cool and coded for some reason, instead of it being 73 yr old billionaires texting each other "enjoyed molesting that child last Saturday! thanks Jeff!"

18.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*burps and rubs my cloudfare-sized tummy*

18.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it

18.11.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry I ated cloudfare and now ur stuck w me

18.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

my coworker

18.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me when I don't want people to say "6 7" to me

18.11.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would come on here more but I have no interest in running into my dark woke father on here

18.11.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm penis- shit I mean penis. fuck I mean penis. I mean parker

18.11.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can I have $50

15.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used a sounding device on your cock and got your dickhole wide enough to fuck it. Congratulations, you have a pussy

10.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he just like me πŸ€£πŸ’―πŸ‘Š

17.08.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who deflated me

17.08.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

full top teeth implants 😭

13.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's chill

13.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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