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18.11.2025 16:19 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@parkerplease.bsky.social
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18.11.2025 16:19 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hi! I work at twitter and we decided to disable Hebrew translation because we didn't want our users to have to see posts about raping dead babies all the time. thank you for your patience!
18.11.2025 16:03 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I #LOVE COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
18.11.2025 15:38 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1many people don't know this but Mussolini created fascism because he got jealous of the socialist songs
18.11.2025 15:21 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mommy can you please take me to Chengdu to see the gays
18.11.2025 14:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that was a fun hour of blue sky #pussy
18.11.2025 14:16 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I miss Nick Mullen. it's really sad what that bear did to him. no not that kind of bear, the gay kind
18.11.2025 14:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why did I just lose the entire value of my 401k
18.11.2025 14:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#murder
18.11.2025 14:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got a bubble for a butt and my bros keep calling it AI?? can someone tell me if they're going to molest me
18.11.2025 14:10 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hihi jenny
18.11.2025 14:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have A Pepsi Day!
18.11.2025 14:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0am I allowed to say I'm kaying mayself on this app
18.11.2025 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0IVE HAD A MORNING LET ME TELL YA
18.11.2025 14:04 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0god? are you there? it's me, penis. I mean parker. can you please kill my enemies? specifically the gang of 8 year olds who beat me and robbed me? and the people who were bystanders who laughed? and the police who arrested me once they saw my phone had a meme of sitting Vice President JD Vance?
18.11.2025 14:03 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wouldn't even be shocked if people I know have either seen his posts or yelled at him but since he got on this app he started talking like a communist and fedposting when he's on the phone with me. he is in his 70s lmfao
18.11.2025 13:59 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love that most people who believe there's a pedophile cabal expected it to be cool and coded for some reason, instead of it being 73 yr old billionaires texting each other "enjoyed molesting that child last Saturday! thanks Jeff!"
18.11.2025 13:56 β π 28 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0*burps and rubs my cloudfare-sized tummy*
18.11.2025 13:53 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I get it
18.11.2025 13:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sorry I ated cloudfare and now ur stuck w me
18.11.2025 13:46 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0my coworker
18.11.2025 13:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me when I don't want people to say "6 7" to me
18.11.2025 13:43 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would come on here more but I have no interest in running into my dark woke father on here
18.11.2025 13:41 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1I'm penis- shit I mean penis. fuck I mean penis. I mean parker
18.11.2025 13:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0can I have $50
15.10.2025 01:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I used a sounding device on your cock and got your dickhole wide enough to fuck it. Congratulations, you have a pussy
10.10.2025 02:47 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0he just like me π€£π―π
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13.08.2025 21:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's chill
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