Melisa

The look Adrian Beltre gives Elvis Andrus 😂 (via Rangers)

WHY BUY FAST CAR WHEN NO GO FAST IN FAST LANE?!?!

Me too. And for some reason I cannot say it without a slight accent. 🤭

paragraphs out of order, and have like one sentence for both the intro and final paragraphs. My outlines I did last and were so sparse on purpose.

All so that they would think I was doing the assignments as directed.

Every. Single. Goddamn. Paper.

I hated it most when teachers required us to turn in an outline. Then a rough draft. Then an edited draft. Then the final paper.

I would always write the final paper then edit it to have improper grammar, a spelling mistake here and there, maybe move one of the body

Is "thank you kindly" a southernism? I don't hear people say it much anymore but when I did, I didn't hear it a lot outside of Texas. But I also didn't leave Texas much growing up.

I've reached that part of being an adult where I'm debating opening another credit card for the intro balance transfer offer (it's an amount I could actually pay off in a year with no interest).

Hi, Holly. Glad to see you out.

5,301 songs, if anyone is interested.

That's newb numbers. 😔

I feel like I'm constantly liking songs on Spotify, but when I went to see how many songs are actually on my Liked Songs playlist, I literally went, "THAT'S IT?!?"

Felt a bit disappointed in myself.

Y'all know the reproduction song from Grease 2? I keep singing in my head "Me-di-ca-ted (Medicated)" to the tune of that chorus.

How to trigger my anxiety: "You'll receive an email day of."

Okay, but which email address is it being sent to? What time should I expect something by? Who do I contact if I don't receive anything?

Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?

So far not so many negative reviews. But I keep reading that it made a lot of people really horny about a month or two in. Apparently that is a sign that it's actually working.

Not me turning to reddit to read about people's experiences with being on the med my psychiatrist prescribed for me.

I recently reactivated my Alamo Drafthouse Season Pass and need to start going to movies by myself again. It's what helped me to start dealing with my social anxiety.

YouTube video by Adult Swim Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim

AHEM. The 10th anniversary of "Too Many Cooks" happened sometime in the past few weeks. Let's go ahead and re-live that madness to celebrate such a milestone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGr...

18M + 1.
💙, Mar🐫

Oh and I once encountered a full grown bull moose while walking back to the homestead from here. I just froze and hoped the moose didn't see me until it walked away.

Aw damn. I was going to do it but you deleted it and more I can't remember anything past "idiots".

Don't make me start one and you be the only one there

I'd be very surprised if anyone recognized my cover photo.

The summer I lived in Alaska, our housing was located in Healy and that building was across the street. When you walked in, you were greeted by two doorways: to the right - basic amenities/groceries; to the left - alcohol. So much alcohol.

The Onion acquiring Infowars happened because BlueSky made a joke to @bencollins.bsky.social, and @bencollins.bsky.social working to acquire The Onion happened because he made a joke on BlueSky.

Basically, joke about your dreams on BlueSky, it's a wish factory.

Look what we got into USA Today.

Yes.

Infinite Growth Forever:
global-tetrahedron.com

*enters tentatively* Uhhhhh...hi? Hello? Anyone there?

Anyway...here's a picture of my cat.