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Wow I’m a genius

That new Demi lovato song kinda sounds like it’d be in a Kirby game for some sort of ice level (compliment)

I promise uptown funk is a much better song if no straight people are around

All of the met gala videos look like AI and I hate it

The bad news is I dropped the tub of burrata. The good news is we need to finish it TONIGHT

I’m not saying god has favorites but I’m definitely one of hers.

Picture it:
It’s turn 18/20. Someone lands on a chance time and you lose both of your starts to Birdo.

In a miraculous turn of events, you steal a star back and get one in a hidden block one turn, win the jamboree buddy game by one point and get two stars the next turn, and get two bonus stars.

I’m seeing Kylie Minogue tomorrow and everyone in a mile radius of me knows

Before I partake in 420 (and thus end my T break) I need to see if I can hit the note in “All By Myself”

@bbllaaiirree.bsky.social and I almost finished a full book of madlibs in one weekend

The thing about going out with a bunch of queers is they’re all on antidepressants so they’ll get drunk really quick

I’m so fucking excited to queen out at @kylieminogue.music-social.com.ap.brid.gy later this month

You know when you get green and blue in connections and then you’re like “one of these is supposed to be easy?”

That’s where I’m at today.

Hear me out: pokemon animal crossing

You create an island and the pokemon that show up are determined by the island you build and then trainers come and battle your gym from other islands

Why is flying super effective against fighting?

The release of a new Chappell song on the same day Double Scorpio got shut down is the definition of gay panic

Once again my Mario Party reputation proceeds me

:)

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