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Mike

@actualspambot.bsky.social

He/Him, Anti-Fascist, Expert Martial Autist, my page is LGBTQ+ safe. I'm a huge nerd who is only 30% as funny as I think I am.

95 Followers  |  270 Following  |  42 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.9746

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Happy Holdiays from @ginatrivia.bsky.social and me!

25.12.2024 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've forgotten the simple joy of dead rich guy

10.12.2024 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track ALT: a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track

This is all of us driving past Insurance Company HQs these days.

10.12.2024 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm learning Japanese on Duolingo. It's one of the most pivotal stages in the life cycle of chubby white weebs.

06.12.2024 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

05.12.2024 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 35996    πŸ” 6625    πŸ’¬ 817    πŸ“Œ 443

If you haven't signed up for Blindfolded Archery you really should check it out. You really don't know what you're missing.

05.12.2024 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My doctor told me I might be a sociopath. I don't really know how to feel.

04.12.2024 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good boy Uber

29.11.2024 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1755    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 27
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There's a lot to be scared of and worried about but there's also so much in this world to be grateful for.

I don't have much, but having you makes me the richest man in the world. I love you @ginatrivia.bsky.social

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, spend it with people who make you feel thankful.

28.11.2024 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Find you someone who love you the way this cat loves sleeping on me when I need to get up and be productive.

27.11.2024 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having to go two-sies right after you get out of the shower is the human equivalent of a rain storm as you pull out of the car detailer.

26.11.2024 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you guys think Twitter is a show, you should try moderating a reddit thread in an NFL team subreddit.

The Ravens fans are EATING EACH OTHER and we're winning.

Social media was a mistake.

26.11.2024 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform says " believe it or not jail " in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a military uniform says " believe it or not jail " in front of a crowd
25.11.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I DB'd (direct Barfed)you. Check your Barfmail.

25.11.2024 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.11.2024 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pfft enjoy your echo chamber, I'm gonna stay at BarfGalaxy with my BarfDogs and Barf Truth globs at each other in misspelled all caps rants that are only mostly anti-Semitic but entirely racist and sexist. LIKE A REAL AMERIKAN!

25.11.2024 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be fine abandoning physical interface and physical screens when AI and interactive holograms are at Tony Stark in Iron Man levels. Until an AI can pass the Turing test and function indistinguishably from a flesh and blood butler, I don't want to have to filter my device usage through it.

25.11.2024 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this face

24.11.2024 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What glorious TV moment.

24.11.2024 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a drawing of a girl with a red ribbon around her neck and the word jouhou on the bottom right Alt: Ryuko Matoi spins her scissor blade dramatically, from the anime Kill la Kill

Looking for a story about coming of age, the power of friendship, and straight up stickin' it to the fash? Can you stomach an obscene amount of fan service? Do you hate drawn out pacing? I've got the show for you-

Kill la Kill is one of Studio Trigger's under rated masterpieces. Go watch

24.11.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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My wife and I had to say goodbye to our dog Beatrix (the sweetie in my profile picture) last week. She was 16, and spent the last 15 of those years being spoiled rotten and treated like the Capybara Queen she was. Enjoy some memories of the best girl from my old social media that deserves to be here

24.11.2024 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another surreal Victor Wembanyama photo 🀯

Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6.

24.11.2024 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7282    πŸ” 599    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 151
A dog wrapped in a robe like blanket.

A dog wrapped in a robe like blanket.

It's one of those kinds of days.

24.11.2024 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice.

23.11.2024 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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200/10 really

23.11.2024 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me applying for jobs-

23.11.2024 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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