Definitely Danny

In that one Blink-182 song where guy says "Please don't look at me with those eyes" I imagine he's on a date with a girl who has this mutation where she has an extra set of eyes on her forearm or something and he's trying to be chill about it but they keep staring and it's skeeving him out.

Thank you

Not the most important detail, but "believed" is past tense; did he change his mind in the intervening years?

Without The Rule of Law, There Is No Law Enforcement Anti-law enforcement rhetoric and violence against law enforcement rise as the rule of law collapses

Without The Rule of Law, There Is No Law Enforcement
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Needs more time in the oven

Rep. Eli Crane said I should be ashamed of myself and implied I was an idiot, which is consistent with how Republicans back the blue.

Also his official portrait makes him look like a moon-faced Toby Zeigler, a la The West Wing.

My statement to the House Committee on Homeland Security for their hearing entitled, “When Badges Become Targets: How Anti-Law Enforcement Rhetoric Fuels Violence Against Officers.”

When communities view ICE, federal agents, and local police who collaborate with ICE as a political weapon, trust collapses. People become more afraid to report crime & everyone becomes LESS safe esp survivors of domestic violence. A 🧵 w data & examples (1/4) 👇🏽:

Absolutely ballin' uniform jacket. Why can't MPD do this?

Congrats

I'll be speaking as a witness at the House Committee on Homeland Security's hearing on threats to law enforcement. It's 12/3 at 10 AM.

The internet giveth, and the internet giveth some more.

I feel like the real cognitive test here is whether or not you display a modicum of curiosity regarding why doctors have ordered you an MRI exam.

I think of it like when someone says a crime was committed in "cold blood." That means it was a calculated act, not one carried out in the throes of passion, or by a "hot-blooded" person.

I've never heard anyone use the term "hot take" correctly.

People think it's a synonym for "opinion" but it specifically refers to an opinion that you recently formed after a quick impression of something and haven't spent long refining.

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I'm a man of many talents.

... actually I think I did but didn't like it and deleted it.

Jesus for once in your life just don't comment on an ongoing investigation. If there is probable cause then you're just giving him figurative ammo to use in court.

I went down to ride the Highbridge Trail a while back. It lived up to its name; that bridge was high.

Ugghh

How an innocent woman's name was tied to the Jan. 6 pipe bombs The FBI has ruled the woman out as a suspect in the 2021 plot, sources said, but only after her name circulated on social platforms and a conservative news site.

wHo CoUlDvE pReDiCtED www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...

;_;

Yup

At least you're not a cannibal like this fellow.

Doin' research. Found this passage in the Cato Journal from 2017.

A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.