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Dnd battle grid with large rooms drawn, one simply reading “Piss Vault”

Totally normal heist:

I think that in addition to #TeslaTakedown, we should actively encourage all responsible brands to post here instead of Twitter. #TwitterTakedown

Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"

roomba accidentally saw outside

Sometimes when I’m scrolling social media I’ll see a post that both makes my skin crawl and makes me want to delete myself from this timeline.

Spanish: SI COMBINAS LA HABILIDAD SUBTIL DE METAMAGIA Y LA CARACTERÍSTICA DE CARTÓMANCIA, PUEDES HACER TRAMPA CASI SIN CONSECUENCIAS. Portuguese: SE VOCÊ COMBINAR A HABILIDADE SUTIL DE METAMAGIA E A CARACTERÍSTICA DO CARTÓMANO, VOCÊ PODE TRAPACEAR QUASE SEM CONSEQUÊNCIAS. French: SI VOUS ASSOCIEZ LA CAPACITÉ SUBTILE DE MÉTAMAGIE ET LA FONCTIONNALITÉ DE CARTOMANCIEN, VOUS POUVEZ TRICHER PRESQUE SANS CONSÉQUENCES. German: WENN SIE DIE SUBTILE FÄHIGKEIT DER METAMAGIE UND DIE EIGENSCHAFT DES KARTOMANTS KOMBINIEREN, KÖNNEN SIE FAST OHNE KONSEQUENZEN SCHUMMELN. Ukrainian: ЯКЩО ВИ ПОЄДНАЄТЕ МЕТАМАГІЮ ТА ЗДАТНІСТЬ КАРТОМАНТА, ВИ МОЖЕТЕ ОБМАНУВАТИ МАЙЖЕ БЕЗ НАСЛІДКІВ. Italian: SE COMBINI L'ABILITÀ SUBDOLA DELLA METAMAGIA E LA CARATTERISTICA DEL CARTOMANTE, PUOI BARARE QUASI SENZA CONSEGUENZE. Polish: JEŚLI POŁĄCZYSZ SUBTELNĄ UMIEJĘTNOŚĆ METAMAGII I CECHĘ KARTOMANTA, MOŻESZ OSZUKIWAĆ PRAWIE BEZ KONSEKWENCJI. Greek: ΑΝ ΣΥΝΔΥΑΣΕΤΕ ΤΗ ΔΟΛΙΕΡΗ ΙΚΑΝΟΤΗΤΑ ΤΗΣ ΜΕΤΑΜΑΓΕΙΑΣ ΚΑΙ ΤΟ ΧΑΡΑΚΤΗΡΙΣΤΙΚΟ ΤΟΥ ΧΑΡΤΟΜΑΝΤΕΙΟΥ, ΜΠΟΡΕΙΤΕ ΝΑ ΚΑΝΕΤΕ ΕΚΓΑΜΑΤΕΥΣΗ ΣΧΕΔΟΝ ΧΩΡΙΣ ΣΥΝΕΠΕΙΕΣ. Turkish: METAMAGİNİN İNCE YETENEĞİ İLE FALCILIK ÖZELLİĞİNİ BİRLEŞTİRİRSENİZ, NEREDEYSE HİÇBİR SONUÇ OLMADAN HİLE YAPABİLİRSİNİZ. Arabic: إذا قمت بدمج قدرة التحول السحرية الدقيقة وميزة العراف، يمكنك الغش تقريبًا دون عواقب. Japanese: メタマジックの微妙な能力とカード占い師の特徴を組み合わせれば、ほとんど結果なしでカンニングできます。 Korean: 메타매직의 미묘한 능력과 카드점술사의 특성을 결합하면 거의 결과 없이 속일 수 있습니다. Chinese: 如果你将元魔法的微妙能力和占卜师特性结合起来，你几乎可以毫无后果地作弊。 Tagalog: KUNG PAGSASAMA-SAMAHIN MO ANG SUBTLE NA KAKAYAHAN NG METAMAGIC AT ANG TAMPOK NG CARTOMANCER, MAARI KANG MAGDAYA NG HALOS WALANG KAHIHINATNAN.

priorities cleric priorities #ttrpgcommunity #dndmemes #rpgmemes #memes #alttext #dnd #ttrpg #rpg

Reading a brand new copy of Captain Underpants in public so everyone knows I’m an intellectual

The fundamental weakness of Elon Musk is lack of it.

My 3D printer hates when I get home from work lol

“Aging” paper handouts for D&D with Vanilla Chai tea bags is very relaxing

FB boomers drive me crazy. Any time you see a pop star there’s a boomer like “this bitch can’t sing” and it’s often under a video of hard evidence of the bitch singing

edit of a screenshot of the p4a stream, brennan lee mulligan and hank green, brennan asking hank “How do we raise $3M for charity?” and hank as ole trashwater saying “One baked bean at a time.”

One baked bean at a time 🫘🐇#p4a2025

new meme format just dropped

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Sup guys, big Kendrick Lamar show tomorrow. You tuning in?

The boys (two wolves) are back in town (inside me)

Check on your neighbors everyone.

I’m not saying they are the same person, but I’ve never seen Callilou and Pitbull in the same room.

Trayvon Martin would have been 30 today. Trayvon Martin should be 30 today.

#DndMemes

#DnD advice: Warlocks, get some more cred by sending your patron a "Realms' Greatest Boss" mug.

I just want to play 2010s era pop-punk/easycore with my friends, mama.

A kobold wearing a wizard costume holds a sticky hand toy, which is planted on the face of a goblin. The kobold says: I cast mage hand!

A sticker with the words: mage hand at home. In the middle of the sticker is a pink sticky hand toy.

For all us non magic users - fret not! We have mage hand at home!

Man I love kobolds 🦎

#dnd #dndart #kobold #dndmeme #goblin

I love classic folk horror films like “Get Away From Me Turnip Patch, Dracula” (1965) and “Welsh Dracula” (1967)

A student just walked by and sang/said:

“🎶look at the sun🎶. FAT NAP TIME👹”

And I felt that.

a white sheet of paper hanging from a black clip against a blue wall. the paper is a worksheet with the words, "my dog is a..." with the instructions to circle one of the following words, "hero," "companion," or "worker." instead, the word "circle" has been circled in pencil, and the rest of the sheet reads, "because he is round" in crude handwriting. next to the explanation as to why the dog is a circle, is a drawing of a very rotund dog with a tiny tail and little feet. this is an A+ assignment if we've ever seen one.

This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10

I generally try to mind my own business.. But if you are having an argument in a public space please note:

1) I’m gonna listen.
2) I’m gonna take sides.

So bring your A-Game and give me a convincing argument. I want to be on your side.

Horny MELFs in your area

The past couple days have to be some sort of AI thing. Like “Aye, I don’t wanna be here.”

Competition time!! To enter just follow me, like and share this post! Winner will receive a copy of our new Streets, Sewers & Cemeteries Giant Book of Battle Mats, we’ll announce the winner Feb 1! #dnd #freebie #competition #tttpg #battlemaps #rpg