Earl Marshall Poirot, Commander of the Eastern Shores.

Throw it then!!

Oh for a fucking perfect world where we can all make the right choices and decisions and all will be well with the world.

We're heading for hard times and few of us will see the world we want to

Too much tribalism

Always

The warrior sleeps

Doesn't understand irony

Not really Chief

What a fucking sad sack. Gets trolled by the person they're trying to troll and gets butt hurt and still acts clever.

You need to stop wanking into a sock¹ in a room in your parents basement

¹ Ironic given this is a sock account 🤣

Grow up

Just as soon as I see some clear delegation of authority.

Normal chain of command applies

I'm going to have to eat loads of grass and maybe some fox poo first if you want me to sick on them.

As soon as some words actually delegating command are received from the noble Wulfhelm then we'll instruct the Fyrd.

So you have been told to sort it, not us.

It's just me then?

When will Mr Pip be barking at cats?

Generally true though

Depends how far and fast you throw it.

Finally, someone who gets it!

It's about entertainment, not safety

Just throw the ball M.C.
Throw the ball

Excellent, just what duels are intended for

Not in this case

You can't unilaterally offer bounties but you could have a duel. I shall of course undertake the role of referee to ensure fair play if you choose to take this route

The Fyrd have been incredibly silly and appear to have only taken a transmitter - presumably to maximise cheese rations.

Unfortunately, they won't know what's going on until they make contact.

Can confirm. Chill out and stop giving out military info.

Just throw the ball please Janice

Interesting idea but no, he sits on the sidelines while I, Poirot, enjoy the limelight

I messaged. He's just taking a break from social media. Fings to do is all

Morning all. Just FYI. The Fyrd are taking a break for a bit

No nom. Well let you out early at tea time

4 hours early. Didn't wait for orders

You can spend the rest of the day in the clink

Yes, I'll have a couple of those too.