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BALL!

There. I said it.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN.

THAT'S AN ORDER.

These fucking people have lost their minds.

Who framed this question? Some sixth grader in shop class?

I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...

I said it earlier: people in Chicago are just trying to live and Stephen Miller is trying to provoke us into the justification needed to start a race war

So: Pope Leo being, well, Pope really isn't doing the Bears many favors, is it?

That Loveland TD wasn't a miracle. If anything metaphysical occurred, it was an archangel spinning a roulette wheel because he / she / they couldn't take it anymore and just gave up on reason and logic.

#Bears

Krusty asking "what the hell was that?"

My post-game analysis:

This fucking team.

I'm stunned that it took two weeks for this clip to surface. This is a lightning bolt.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

Ref, switches mic on: “We’d like to thank Cincinnati for letting us look at that again. Touchdown, Chicago.”

Anybody want a peanut?

So *that* is how this is gonna go, huh?

#Bears

"We violate the Establishment Clause more by 9:00 a.m. than you violate it all day."

(But also: next month they'll be begging us to say "Merry Christmas" to pay honor to... the Prince of Peace. Bend you mind around *that* for a second.)

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

Immigrants helped the Dodgers win. A Japanese player, Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the 2025 World Series MVP 🏆 A Venezuelan (Miggy Rojas) hit a home run that tied the game and brought in the extra innings to win the World Series for the Dodgers.

Back in Venezuela they are preparing for war against USA.

Well.... this is cold as hell.

Congratulations to Major League Baseball on another terrific win. MLB is truly the home of baseball.

The Blue Jays can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

a woodcut of a bird above the text "I am sad from sports"

A broken bat?

A broken fucking bat?

Shit.

#BlueJays

NEVER FUCKING GIVE UP

#BlueJays

Approximately 27 minutes ago Fox dropped a Northwestern football promo in the middle of this historically epic World Series game. Nothing has been normal since

Oh heavens.

Last two at-bats for Ohtani: one-pitch outs. (The first one was REALLY loud, though.)

If this game goes, say, TWENTY innings and it hits 2am, do we have to erase the stats for the prior hour?

#WorldSeries