@326bureauchief.bsky.social
Lawyer. Liberal. Chicagoan. (Northwest Burbs, really.) Blocking and reporting idiots for sport. Not quite ready to sell my soul for three-dollar gas just yet, thanks. Pronouns: dat guy / dat freakin' guy / dat guy's.
You're playing the Dominican Republic, not Iran. And it's the semis, too.
Independent of the world situation: get a grip.
*Given* that situation?
Dude.
The cheeseburgers-in-the-Roosevelt-Room thing was a disaster. Why are you thirsty for a repeat?
Lord ha'mercy.
Illinois draws Ivy League duty this year. Ouch. Always a hard-out. #MarchMadness
Meanwhile, back in short-term disasters....
State of play for oil futures before Asia wakes up in a few hours:
WTI -- $98.71/bbl
Brent -- $103.14/bbl
Taking bets at increments starting north of $120 for session high.
In short: it's gonna be bad, fam.
Well then, woulda look at that! Why haven't I heard of --
Oh.
Ope.
GAMBARE, SPENCER!
Can you think of one MLBer who is clearly on Team Sane? I mean, definitively?
Certainly none as outspoken as, say, Steve Kerr is, for instance.
He's not getting better.
Get this old newt off the socials.
He kept forgetting that things are not sane anymore.
He kept forgetting things will never be the same again.
Japan to USCENTCOM
“We want to change the rules of the next election so Democrats don’t win anymore”
Nightmare fuel enough for the week, I reckon?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
Nine! Gimme-ten-ten. Ten-is-the-bid-tententen-sawbuck-ten. Ten-now-ten-now-ten.
Check, mate in two. 🫡
Stop beating Spurs while they're (almost!) down. It's unseemly. 🤣
I welcome, encourage, and even demand that the French send me pastries.
Mmmmmm... pâtisserie on demand.... (slobbering)
Can confirm.
Losing money on stolen oil may be an even greater Trump accomplishment than losing money on casinos.
Erm! @heavenlyamelia.bsky.social played 'Beatnik Boy' as a Heavenly encore tonight in Oxford. @skepwax.bsky.social
These things NEVER happen! 🦋
The George Strait Of Hormuz
theonion.com/no-blood-for...
I don't understand Palace.
I just don't.
Play against 10 men for a half and not get one (legal) shot on goal?
Not one?
#CPFC
Wait. I thought "crucifix" was a generic Latin term and not specific, unless you made it into a proper noun ("the Crucifix").
In any event, here's more Latin: censeo Maralago delenda est.
🤝
Shit. Lara Trump's now doing Karoline Leavitt cosplay?
"Korea Central News Agency Pink" blazer and gold crucifix you can see from space?
It's *a* fashion statement. An awful one, though.
#toosoon
that’s a good ol fashioned jack off
We could see a US-Venezuela final (Italy pending, DeRosa!) if we get past the Haiti-adjacent D.R., after beating Canada.
If all that happens, we're getting another cheeseburger banquet at the White House, and it will be somehow even more stupid that last month's version. Book it.
