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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

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A painting of a bird beside the text "life is too short to entertain this bullshit"

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This time of year, you get the whole beach to yourself

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a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone

I need my free birthday drink but the Starbucks app is down.

20.10.2025 12:42 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

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Finally home and ready to watch some movies! #TCMParty

20.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Jesus christ are they cremating him

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My Walking On The Beach Game is on point. Get on my level, losers.

25.06.2025 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of COURSE a group of hobbyist coders refactored the code for the ancient "Local On The 8s" weather channel renderer into modern platforms.

Vaporware not included

04.06.2025 13:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AI when I was a kid

05.05.2025 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here is a screenshot the hacker provided of their access to TeleMessage's systems. This was a list of Customs and Border Protection officials. I called a bunch of them, confirmed the numbers do belong to CBP officials www.404media.co/the-signal-c...

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wow that's a phenomenal 3

02.05.2025 02:21 — 👍 145 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

WEIRD WEDNESDAY
#weirdwednesday

30.04.2025 16:10 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2

Imagine sex with me

Wrong

You forgot Tech Decks

30.04.2025 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One person suggested diatomaceous earth. So at least they're trying.

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#guiltypleasure: messing with the #boomers on #nextdoor

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Glooooooock lobster

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I felt bad that they couldn't see what's going on in the yard.

14.04.2025 13:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just #dachshund things

13.04.2025 03:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gradius gaiden (kcet/konami, ps1, 1997)

mom i frew up my SpaghettiOs

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I feel this whenever I read the news these days..

12.04.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He liked a good salad. This was not that.

03.04.2025 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can remember this! It was awful. Mom was so hopeful and made a beautiful taco salad and the dressing was heinous. Dad was visibly angry. Not at mom, but at the dressing.

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