kindred spirits with the penguin
i love scrolling into the depths for shows like beachfront bargain hunt renovation, this is living
announcing for all to hear that i've got the malaise of centuries of ancestors wailing in my bones only to realize it's just time for breakfast
in 2025 I will probably go on the computer
can the internet please stop hawking sea moss at me
once i accept i thrive as a supporting actor it’s over for y’all
maracuyá would be a beautiful name for a girl
should i become a doula
mikey day as mary todd lincoln in oh mary
tracking packages on the toilet
Criss Angel Able to Freak Minds Again Thanks to Hims
thehardtimes.net/culture/cris...
where can i get a cute bonnet
does talking to the person sitting next to you the entire flight count as common law marriage
i think it’s time to embrace whatsapp full time
how do you look at a newborn covered in guts and decide to name it paul
help my dad and the server are trauma dumping on each other
downloading the gossip girl thanksgiving episode to watch on the plane tomorrow
i plan to fall in love next week
I should become a con artist
Sorry I didn't text I was making a really big lasagna
i would’ve made a great librarian
tate mcrib
stress eating the fuck out of these grape leaves
unsure i know how to be funny on a new app anymore
it’s so important to have friends who get you
how riveting is your conversation that you have to have it on a train at 730 in the morning
found my passport and a pair of underwear in my backpack, where am i going
this breeze feels like i have an away game with my freshman girls soccer team today
