My cat will occasionally have a butt nugget fall out of his asshole shortly after hopping out of his box ๐
08.11.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@malarkeysalad.bsky.social
Love. Liberal. Laughter.
My cat will occasionally have a butt nugget fall out of his asshole shortly after hopping out of his box ๐
08.11.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh and hot off the pressโฆthe error she just blasted me/my team for wasnโt even an error it was a misunderstanding of the information she was readingโฆso despite throwing me/the team under the bus during a meeting, I only get a solo teams message, โoops, my badโ
06.11.2025 16:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have a coworker who makes it her business to find everything wrong with everyoneโs work & decides to publicly blurt out errors inappropriately in meetings.
But let you find errors in her work & you pull her aside privately like an adult & she will argue you down like you are attacking her.
Thank you โค๏ธ
29.10.2025 17:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oliver kitty โค๏ธ
29.10.2025 16:15 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0THIS is what wapo is focused on stopping?
Squirrels eating pumpkins?
....not the death of democracy
....not rampant criminal sprees by politicians
....but....
but...
squirrels doing what squirrels do??
My uncle abruptly texted me yesterday and asked me to call him right away which scared me to death because my other uncle just unexpectedly passed away two months ago and I was expecting him to tell me someone else died.
Nope, just wanted to invite us to Thanksgiving.
Me too *hugs*
28.10.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Within the span of like five minutes three of my coworkers have dropped off โjust becauseโ gifts for me. Is it my birthday today?
28.10.2025 13:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Furthermore, the argument of you being overloaded with work is tired. All of us are and if I make it a point to not intentionally dump things in otherโs laps that fall in the scope of my own work responsibilities, I expect the same respect.
27.10.2025 15:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A work pet peeve:
Forwarding an email within your defined job function and asking me to respond to it, particularly when you are not my manager bc you feel that it is beneath you.
The time it took you to forward the message & ask me to respond could have been spent just responding to the message.
You too!
27.10.2025 13:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good morning!
27.10.2025 13:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm definitely not feeling very worky today. Like miss me with it completely.
27.10.2025 13:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0October is definitely my favorite month, especially when itโs a
๐SEASONAL๐ October!
Took a sick day today and laid down around 10:30โฆwoke up at 3. Just hours GONE.
21.10.2025 19:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt know if itโs because Iโm inching closer towards 40 or because the world has just become ridiculous, but at the end of the week I am just exhausted ๐
17.10.2025 22:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm going to go ahead and add animals to that as well.
30.09.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have worked in this field for about 15 years so now and Iโll say thisโฆ
Some of yaโll donโt need to be in this field let alone people or childrenโฆโน๏ธ
AND coffeeโฆAND chill ass people?!
28.09.2025 18:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Making candles AND ๐?
28.09.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Turn the TV off.
18.09.2025 13:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I took ONE sick day and I come back to work and everything is on fire.
10.09.2025 15:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0To the person in the left lane on 40 going a smooth 60 mph this morning riding along side of an 18-wheeler in the slow lane. GO TO HELL. You see all these MF people behind you late for work!!!
28.08.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No wonder my mental health is in the toilet ๐ซ
26.08.2025 16:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How am I supposed to do my job if Iโm training four people, sitting on two committees and sitting in 3-4 hour long meetings that always run over everydayโฆ
26.08.2025 16:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0https://a.co/d/dFbGtsl
I think I need this in my life : a.co/d/dFbGtsl
06.08.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0