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Love. Liberal. Laughter.

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My cat will occasionally have a butt nugget fall out of his asshole shortly after hopping out of his box ๐Ÿ˜–

08.11.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

07.11.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Man needs to hang it up.

07.11.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh and hot off the pressโ€ฆthe error she just blasted me/my team for wasnโ€™t even an error it was a misunderstanding of the information she was readingโ€ฆso despite throwing me/the team under the bus during a meeting, I only get a solo teams message, โ€œoops, my badโ€

06.11.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have a coworker who makes it her business to find everything wrong with everyoneโ€™s work & decides to publicly blurt out errors inappropriately in meetings.

But let you find errors in her work & you pull her aside privately like an adult & she will argue you down like you are attacking her.

06.11.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thank you โค๏ธ

29.10.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oliver kitty โค๏ธ

29.10.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS is what wapo is focused on stopping?
Squirrels eating pumpkins?
....not the death of democracy
....not rampant criminal sprees by politicians
....but....
but...
squirrels doing what squirrels do??

28.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My uncle abruptly texted me yesterday and asked me to call him right away which scared me to death because my other uncle just unexpectedly passed away two months ago and I was expecting him to tell me someone else died.

Nope, just wanted to invite us to Thanksgiving.

28.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too *hugs*

28.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Within the span of like five minutes three of my coworkers have dropped off โ€œjust becauseโ€ gifts for me. Is it my birthday today?

28.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Furthermore, the argument of you being overloaded with work is tired. All of us are and if I make it a point to not intentionally dump things in otherโ€™s laps that fall in the scope of my own work responsibilities, I expect the same respect.

27.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A work pet peeve:

Forwarding an email within your defined job function and asking me to respond to it, particularly when you are not my manager bc you feel that it is beneath you.

The time it took you to forward the message & ask me to respond could have been spent just responding to the message.

27.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You too!

27.10.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning!

27.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m definitely not feeling very worky today. Like miss me with it completely.

27.10.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

October is definitely my favorite month, especially when itโ€™s a
๐Ÿ‚SEASONAL๐Ÿ‚ October!

26.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Took a sick day today and laid down around 10:30โ€ฆwoke up at 3. Just hours GONE.

21.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s because Iโ€™m inching closer towards 40 or because the world has just become ridiculous, but at the end of the week I am just exhausted ๐Ÿ˜ž

17.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m going to go ahead and add animals to that as well.

30.09.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have worked in this field for about 15 years so now and Iโ€™ll say thisโ€ฆ

Some of yaโ€™ll donโ€™t need to be in this field let alone people or childrenโ€ฆโ˜น๏ธ

30.09.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AND coffeeโ€ฆAND chill ass people?!

28.09.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Making candles AND ๐Ÿƒ?

28.09.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turn the TV off.

18.09.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I took ONE sick day and I come back to work and everything is on fire.

10.09.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To the person in the left lane on 40 going a smooth 60 mph this morning riding along side of an 18-wheeler in the slow lane. GO TO HELL. You see all these MF people behind you late for work!!!

28.08.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No wonder my mental health is in the toilet ๐Ÿซ 

26.08.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How am I supposed to do my job if Iโ€™m training four people, sitting on two committees and sitting in 3-4 hour long meetings that always run over everydayโ€ฆ

26.08.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
https://a.co/d/dFbGtsl

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I think I need this in my life : a.co/d/dFbGtsl

06.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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