Danger Manley

The book Master Plan and a letter from David Sirota.

It's here!

@davidsirota.com @levernews.com

35 tonne truck? WE EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!!
#WorldBollardAssociation

It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.

Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”

Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

So many people fear “socialism” without realizing they already cheer for it — farm subsidies, disaster relief, the military, police, fire departments, public parks and roads, libraries. It’s all collective pooling of resources for shared benefit, small-s socialism inside a capitalist system.

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

The Full(est Possible) Story of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Press Event A six-week, 37-source search for answers.

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate!

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a podium that says " all the networks " Alt: Rudy raises his eyes and hands to the sky as he stands in front of a podium and says "all the networks"

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day for all who celebrate! 😂

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate. I hope you make a Four Seasons Total Landscake.

Some cool-looking ice crystals on some Oatly Vanilla ice cream. I had just opened the container.

Dinner last night

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

I almost can't believe this is real.

@notalawyer.bsky.social we need an emergency Eric Adams episode!

Collab of all time

Graffiti art of Sandwich Guy hurling a sub at ICE on a city wall

LET FREEDOM RING

Top: cat says “Did you know that, from an evolutionary standpoint, cats are nearly perfect creatures?” Bottom: dog replies “did you know that if you throw something I’ll bring it back”

Oh also - lawyers aren’t allowed to tell jurors this so i do:

“Jury nullification” is a fancy phrase that just means, “This jury decided not to convict and there’s nothing anyone can do about that.”

If we think a law is unjust or unjustly enforced, we can just not convict. We don’t need a reason.

Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

This is the very best thing about jury nullification, and you have to read it BEFORE you get called to jury duty.
beyondcourts.org/sites/defaul...

Chart of assets, showing Mill Creek going through the top with a broken line because it would screw up the visuals otherwise.

Hahaha we broke the chart 🤣

It was a rejection of the entire administration and Dems should see this as a signal to become an actual opposition party. On everything. You don't stop the shutdown. You don't approve another appointee. You do nothing at all. The voters saved you, not the other way around. LEARN TO LEAD.

The People: we upset at the high prices, paramilitary terrorizing US, starving of working families, greed/corruption

Trump: message received, I am now going to shut down the airports and start wars with Nigeria & Venezuela which I will not even bother to explain

Once upon a time, American soldiers handed out food to Germans because *they* had followed a fascist madman into national ruin.

How times change.

every year, the purple wedge gets bigger

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

you shouldn’t talk to a journalist about how people in need of abortions access them when abortions are outlawed, and this is no different.

shutting the fuck up is free.

From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.