The Grinch is the husband of his wife

Uh yeah,, these ain't your daddy's Superman Comics !

Chocolat has acquired piss heart

I read this in the "the other white meat" type of cadence

they call it hog heaven because that's where cupig live s

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

@kenjennings.bsky.social PLEASE consider removing the “Bankrupt” wedges from the wheel. It’s cruel to the contestants

Dragon Knight 4 // Elf // PC-98

Dragon Knight 4 // Elf // PC-98

High School Days // May Be Soft // PC-98

High School Days // May Be Soft // PC-98

Cybernetic High School IV // Gainax // PC-98

Cybernetic High School IV // Gainax // PC-98

Jack - Haitoku no Megami // Silky's // PC-98

Jack - Haitoku no Megami // Silky's // PC-98

Hanafuda de Pon! // Active // PC-98

Hanafuda de Pon! // Active // PC-98

This is the first I'm hearing about it

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@soonmide.bsky.social

Majima and Kiryu as Dale Gribble and Hank Hill

Majima and Saejima as Beavis and Butthead

The Majima and Kiryu relationship vs the Majima and Saejima relationship 🖊️🦑

Splatoon - My Dearest Senpai t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/FPn65wa #ad

Milano's Odd Job Collection, our revival of a gorgeous pixel art PS1 game from 1999, is now out on all platforms!

Stefan shut his foreskin in a heavy book over the weekend which means I'm on my own for a few days. What do I have planned? Well, we'll just have to "play" it by ear...it's JF Week!

Outside these walls, the Children say, the grown-ups are monsters, and nowhere is safe.

Our bittersweet fairy tale RPG #StrayChildren is now available worldwide!

Buy it now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3649490/...

Buy it now on Nintendo Switch: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

@gooffkings.bsky.social

The countdown begins!

10 days until #StrayChildren launches on Nintendo Switch and Steam!

Wishlist it on Steam right now: store.steampowered.com/app/3649490/...

congrats on the collab big man

VR Date May Club // Desire // PC-98

VR Date May Club // Desire // PC-98

Jonason - Kairai no Mai // XYZ // PC-98

Jonason - Kairai no Mai // XYZ // PC-98

Popful Mail: Magical Fantasy Adventure // Falcom // PC-98

Popful Mail: Magical Fantasy Adventure // Falcom // PC-98

Idol Project // KSS // PC-98

Idol Project // KSS // PC-98

Virgin Angel // Crystal Soft // PC-98

Virgin Angel // Crystal Soft // PC-98