Teddy Roman 🦊 🔜 TBRU teddyroman

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a poster that says sgn thousand percent ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a poster that says sgn thousand percent

07.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's a hell of a pic of yours too 🥵

07.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Repost with your dick root

07.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So as it turns out the sexy @sorenblue.bsky.social has a very talented mouth

06.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 54 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

I’m now on a mission to find the *right* thong for the look of the summer

07.03.2026 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know. Find me an actual good one and I might be able to get into these.

07.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Don’t make me go to work please

22.09.2024 00:45 — 👍 50 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t even begin to describe how fun it is to play with these two 🧙🏻

But if you want to see it for yourself, you know where to look!

06.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Bandwagon

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!!!

06.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes. You! 😈😜

06.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So as it turns out the sexy @sorenblue.bsky.social has a very talented mouth

06.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 54 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

a group of people standing in front of a poster that says hole ALT: a group of people standing in front of a poster that says hole

I’m not sure which of them needs a cotton swab

06.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have an entire hotel room to myself until Monday what in the world am I gonna do

20.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 101 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

Get tested you filthy animals!

05.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Get tested you filthy animals!

05.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Oakland has a quality about it that seems to say, “I have SO MANY red lights and I want to introduce you to ALL OF THEM.”

05.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Poor you.

05.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Solo beach days heal the soul

04.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Solo beach days heal the soul

04.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Half the dance floor falls into a K-hole. The other half deal with the effects of tainted poppers. All the bottoms get IBS. No one survives.

01.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` just say no '' written on it . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` just say no '' written on it .

The ONLY time you'll see me post this

27.02.2026 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could be as interesting as "We were never going to see each other again and this was our last chance" or as banal as "drugs."

27.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only person there who seems to be having a good time is the individual in the background filming them with their phone

27.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aww geez guys, have some dignity, you know, like I do when I have public sex

27.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Apparently acute exhaustion makes one susceptible to getting sick 🤒

25.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We love repeat customers 😜

25.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman making a funny face in front of a red curtain and a sign that says dtf ALT: a woman making a funny face in front of a red curtain and a sign that says dtf

25.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People who love themselves don’t drive between the Bay Area and Seattle alone overnight while shotgunning about 800mg of caffeine after a weekend of sleep deprivation, fascial counterstrain, and intensive academic work.

Lesson learned.

25.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

If I never have another energy drink again it’ll still be too soon

24.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Couldn’t even wait to go inside before I celebrate being home after a long, long trip and overnight drive

24.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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