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@teddyroman.bsky.social

Queer | Vers King | PhD student California Sober. Buddhist. Part-Time Stoner. Psychonaut. The slutty little bastard child of Apollo and Dionysius. Bay Area-based chaos gremlin with Buddhist calm. Wanna collab? https://justfor.fans/teddyroman

1,553 Followers  |  905 Following  |  616 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023
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After the deed.

#monochromemonday #mcm

09.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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After the deed.

#monochromemonday #mcm

09.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I think I like that assessment

09.03.2026 06:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2022-2026.

Man. Exactly WHAT did the West Coast do to me?

09.03.2026 06:12 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Brb writing a personals ad for a stoner buddy to go see Forbidden Planet at the Castro Theater on 4/20

09.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So as it turns out the sexy @sorenblue.bsky.social has a very talented mouth

06.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 58    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Repost with your dick root

07.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a poster that says sgn thousand percent ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a poster that says sgn thousand percent
07.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's a hell of a pic of yours too 🥵

07.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Repost with your dick root

07.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I’m now on a mission to find the *right* thong for the look of the summer

07.03.2026 05:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You know. Find me an actual good one and I might be able to get into these.

07.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 38    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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Don’t make me go to work please

22.09.2024 00:45 — 👍 51    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t even begin to describe how fun it is to play with these two 🧙🏻

But if you want to see it for yourself, you know where to look!

06.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Bandwagon

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!!!

06.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes. You! 😈😜

06.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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So as it turns out the sexy @sorenblue.bsky.social has a very talented mouth

06.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 58    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
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I’m not sure which of them needs a cotton swab

06.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I have an entire hotel room to myself until Monday what in the world am I gonna do

20.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 103    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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Get tested you filthy animals!

05.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Get tested you filthy animals!

05.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Oakland has a quality about it that seems to say, “I have SO MANY red lights and I want to introduce you to ALL OF THEM.”

05.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Poor you.

05.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Solo beach days heal the soul

04.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 46    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Solo beach days heal the soul

04.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 46    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Half the dance floor falls into a K-hole. The other half deal with the effects of tainted poppers. All the bottoms get IBS. No one survives.

01.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The ONLY time you'll see me post this

27.02.2026 05:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could be as interesting as "We were never going to see each other again and this was our last chance" or as banal as "drugs."

27.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The only person there who seems to be having a good time is the individual in the background filming them with their phone

27.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aww geez guys, have some dignity, you know, like I do when I have public sex

27.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0