Teddy Roman 🦊 🔜 TBRU

Solo beach days heal the soul

Solo beach days heal the soul

Half the dance floor falls into a K-hole. The other half deal with the effects of tainted poppers. All the bottoms get IBS. No one survives.

a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` just say no '' written on it . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` just say no '' written on it .

The ONLY time you'll see me post this

Could be as interesting as "We were never going to see each other again and this was our last chance" or as banal as "drugs."

The only person there who seems to be having a good time is the individual in the background filming them with their phone

Aww geez guys, have some dignity, you know, like I do when I have public sex

Apparently acute exhaustion makes one susceptible to getting sick 🤒

We love repeat customers 😜

People who love themselves don’t drive between the Bay Area and Seattle alone overnight while shotgunning about 800mg of caffeine after a weekend of sleep deprivation, fascial counterstrain, and intensive academic work.

Lesson learned.

If I never have another energy drink again it’ll still be too soon

Couldn’t even wait to go inside before I celebrate being home after a long, long trip and overnight drive

I have an entire hotel room to myself until Monday what in the world am I gonna do

Last hoe-tel pics until TBRU 😈

I don't know who needs to hear this, but content creators:

NEVER book a hotel room to film content with someone who hasn't put skin in the game. ESPECIALLY don't prepay for it.

Too many horror stories out there. Too many fuckers who treat it like a low-stakes ghostable Sniffies hookup.

Last hoe-tel pics until TBRU 😈

Love these two pups! It was about time they met

@hairyprince.bsky.social

I mean. I don’t wear ALL black 😏

Night alone in the hotel, part 2.

Adult creators, how do you define "doing well" with this work?

How much you enjoy it?
How many subscribers or followers you get?
Who you get to connect and have fun with?
That you make content you're proud of?

I'm not always sure how I'd define it, but I sure as hell know I love doing it.

Followup: I have about three videos queued to be edited right now and maybe once I'm back on the ground at home again I can actually get that shit done

(I didn't say this work doesn't have its drawbacks)

Adult creators, how do you define "doing well" with this work?

How much you enjoy it?
How many subscribers or followers you get?
Who you get to connect and have fun with?
That you make content you're proud of?

I'm not always sure how I'd define it, but I sure as hell know I love doing it.

That sounds like something Oscar Wilde would say

I'm impressed you can be too drunk to drive and yet still use the subjunctive mood

*Picks up hotel phone*

Night alone in the hotel, part 2.

Academic conference this weekend on one end of the West Coast,
IBC this weekend on the other end of the West Coast.

Guess which end I'm stuck in 😫

I have an entire hotel room to myself until Monday what in the world am I gonna do

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Mmm woof!