SenorPaco

Hold up, he did the what? And it was some sort of smash?! Why am I just hearing about this now?!?!

@darthbender.bsky.social Happy New Trent and Atticus Soundtrack Day

@darthbender.bsky.social Hell yeah we’re getting Ghola Momoa

I believe the last movie I saw there was Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

Social Security Administration to require in-person identity checks for new and existing recipients In an effort to limit fraudulent claims, the Social Security Administration will impose tighter identity-proofing measures — which will require millions of recipients and applicants to visit agency fi...

I have family in rural Utah that will have to drive 3 hours to get to an office. Thankfully they are still able enough to do so but many others aren’t so lucky.

I just ran into a quote while listening to The Master of the Senate.

“Any jackass can kick a barn down. But it takes a good carpenter to build one.”

Seems relevant.

USDA cancels $1B in local food purchasing for schools, food banks States have been notified that they will not receive 2025 funding for schools to buy food from nearby farms.

I still can’t think of a reason why giving food to kids and also supporting local farmers is a bad thing.

Maybe I should just become a billionaire

I’m listening to Caro’s LBJ audiobooks and I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to see if he’ll win the Senate seat or if his political career is over. Something that happened 77 years ago. You know, before he went on to become President.

Who is the one jerk that didn’t vote for Ichiro?! Whoever it is, they hate baseball.

I’m glad Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV is also a flight attendant on my flight

Chickadee on a Dodge Dart

I hit the lotto yesterday! So if you've seen me rolling around town in my 2018 Subaru drinking a DOUBLE GLUP, now you know why.

It’s cold. I feel like things are on the edge of chaos. So I’m doing the only thing that brings me comfort right now: figuring out how many Dodgers games I’m going to see at Coors Field next year.

I was on the “good” side of layoffs for once. It feels better but it doesn’t feel good.

If your free delivery is OnTrac then just give me an option to pay $5 and have it delivered by another carrier

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I took a musical song quiz and failed horribly. How come they never have songs from Paint Your Wagon?

Guess I better stock up on maple syrup and avocados

It’s been a hell of a long 2 weeks. Let me just check on what’s happening in world outside my litttle bubble… oh no.

Are wigs just fancy hats?

@darthbender.bsky.social my condolences

I’m not crying. 9 year old me who watched the Dodgers in in 1988 is crying. Ok and old man me is crying. Baseball rocks.

Freddie Freeman is my boyfriend

Baseball is fun

I’m pretty sure Max Muncy is my UPS driver

I can’t watch game 1 of the World Series live tonight but I’ll have my Dodgers socks on all day

They went to the World Series, that’s what happened

Someone needs to burn the All Star uniforms immediately. Hot wet garbage would look better.

I’m starting to question Dr. Mario’s medical credentials

@darthbender.bsky.social it’s like 20 years later but I’ve finally started Silo. She’s the sheriff. And my girlfriend. Thank you for the suggestion.