Carpe Doodah

It's still so unbelievably surreal that the Toronto Blue Jays - like my Toronto Blue Jays, not some other team also coincidentally called the Toronto Blue Jays - are in the literal World Series, like the actual World Series, the Major League Baseball World Series

Heartening

@erininthemorning.com CREDIT

Once a bully…🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🗽🇺🇸⚖️🇺🇦🫶💙🩷🍀

He is the Mouth of Sauron

Statue of Jesus lying on a park bench.

Homeless Jesus, by Timothy Schmalz. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeles...

There is no left wing terrorism organization or machine in America.

They just want to kill Americans.

He doesn’t Give AF!

The world will miss her.

You just know these assholes didn’t have friends to trick or treat with back in the day and they’re finally getting their revenge on the neighborhood

Well, I got raptured. It’s pretty great up here in heaven, sorry to all of you who missed out

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

🤡

This too will all be flushed out soon 🤞🤞🥺🤡🤷🏻‍♀️🗽🇺🇸⚖️💙🩷🍀

Get in losers, we’re grieving

🍓 🫐

This is it, but people are too gullible and mindless to realize it.

First, they came for -

Hold on, someone's knocking at the door. Brb

I think I’d struggle to post daily, but I do love this idea! The lost art of listening to A WHOLE ALBUM. I have this one as an LP 🤓

Julius Jones

And before white people get all huffy, here’s the god damn evidence. Own your shit or shut the fuck up.

Your teenage years are for exploring and making mistakes. Your 20s are for getting really into one specific tv show. Your 30s are for venturing to the ancient lost city so you can recover the accursed cryptex from the devious colonel. Your 40s are about buying and wearing different kinds of sweaters

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A picture of an exhibit showing an original Macintosh tower, and display, with the stubby little keyboard and mouse of the time. The tower is like a regular minitower but with two macintosh 3.5" drives, and the label at the bottom merely stating "Macintosh" and the Apple logo. The display is a portrait style monitor showing system 5 or whatever it ran, who knows, nobody has one any more.

Macintosh 128k tower and display.

the good folks at Books and Publishing asked me why I think books are essential and important.

Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Why do you appreciate unions?

I’ll start:

Weekends off
Paid vacations
Work breaks
Sick leave
Paid holidays
No child labor
Safer working conditions
Health care and retirement benefits