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Alan Faustino

@ahfaustinomd.bsky.social

🧠 Mind, 🎸 Music, 💪 Muscle, and 🌀 Mayhem. 🤨 Sarcastic charm, 🎶 classic rock, and ⚡heavy riffs. 🐢 Conquering life’s chaos, one rep and riff at a time. Texas

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Latest posts by ahfaustinomd.bsky.social on Bluesky

Ok, just wanted to give you a heads up 😄

08.08.2025 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't look at my profile pic after you get you corrected glasses. 😄

08.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My fav is strawberry letter 22

06.08.2025 21:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🙏🙏🙏

06.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can't beat that.

02.08.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your cool af

29.07.2025 11:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The worst is after the last pre-season game and the first NFL game is 12 days.

29.07.2025 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 28.07.2025 12:50 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Same 2 u.

28.07.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Apparently hells got a better PR.

27.07.2025 10:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tigger's joy will survive.

27.07.2025 09:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're falling like dominos..smh

27.07.2025 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your gonna get whiplash.

26.07.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just heard on NPR that a billionaire had wired over 150 million to epstien in over 4500 wires to 1 bank under very suspicious circumstances so they are gonna follow the money trail, etc.

25.07.2025 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What? There's videos of that?

25.07.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

.05% club, an outlier. They call me "El outlier"

25.07.2025 01:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]

“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...

25.07.2025 00:15 — 👍 6905    🔁 1060    💬 197    📌 71

I like your gardening...I'm sorry.

25.07.2025 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a baby is covering his face with his hand and making a shhh gesture . ALT: a baby is covering his face with his hand and making a shhh gesture .
24.07.2025 23:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Thursday
Make good choices
Be nice

24.07.2025 17:02 — 👍 41    🔁 7    💬 12    📌 0

That explains her vibe 😆

24.07.2025 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a young man with braids says love and hate at the same time on youtube ALT: a young man with braids says love and hate at the same time on youtube
24.07.2025 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💙

24.07.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate you more 😊

24.07.2025 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I bet she just had a buccees cheese steak....NOT! 😆

24.07.2025 15:16 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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barack obama wearing sunglasses and a suit and tie is standing in front of a door . ALT: barack obama wearing sunglasses and a suit and tie is standing in front of a door .
24.07.2025 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah I get it, but your Breezy 🌞😊👊

24.07.2025 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GM ☕️ 🌞

24.07.2025 15:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was unaware that looney tunes are controversial 🤷‍♂️

24.07.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😊 GM

24.07.2025 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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