trickykat

i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence

•raises hand at star wars convention•

if they can’t hear you in space why not call it the deaf star

it’s that time of the year to do the wtf squint at everyone who says dethaw

it’s always Schrödinger’s cat and never who’s cleaning Schrödinger’s cat poop box

bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users

for sure!

You and your HUSBAND are such a beautiful couple 😍. I love love love you in that dress. The beadwork is gorgeous. Sooooo romantic….. sigh 😭🫂❤️

"Welcome to the jungle we got fun and games"

Do you have twister?

"We got everything you want"

Sooo... is that a yes on twister?

💅🏼 🥰

teal jeep lover boy aesthetic underrated

I have not, and absolutely will not ever, learn a fact

Pea soup pisses me off. It's just baby food.

just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin

at least it wasn’t ketchup

Origin story “he can’t be my kid, he looks nothing like me, it’s a lie, man”

cranberry sauce candy corn

it us bb

can’t teach an old dog to fish

stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst

netflix UK: did you mean dragon ball zed?

those are such kind words! I think you are one of the loveliest souls on bsky :)

i sorted my bookshelf by emotional damage instead of author. Normies wouldn't get it.

ooh terrify me harder 😬

there was a good reason. I thought it would be funny

what did I do now?

uh. you look a little red from the lightning zap …..

sorry greg
lol

I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot

Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life