trickykat

my anthem as a college freshman!

nonsense is my favourite thing 💖

party on friends!

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just doing what you asked for 🫶

story of my life 😬

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people are finally catching on to my nonsense. please clap.

i don't have imposter syndrome. i have poster syndrome which is where i think my posts are just as good as everyone else's.

i pacifically hate when people call it the specific ocean

People who like their own skeets go on to boast post on LinkedIn.

why is it called a foursome and not a fling quartet

yeah! come and dance with me key! 🥰❤️

why’s it called ‘trepanation’ and not ‘skullduggery’ ha ha words, amirite

(march for billionaires voice) verification for jerries

i’m willing to share this cinnamon bun with you quinn :)

I absolutely oppose the billionaire tax because I may someday choose to become a billionaire myself

utterly adorable 🥹😍

The B in BMI stands for Bullshit.

"Great. I'll bring my accordion" ~ me whenever I'm invited somewhere

Physics: We are but energy, and energy doesn’t die, it just changes.

Me (sick): I’m dying. May they write songs of my good deeds.

Physics: Dude, calm your tits and take some acetaminophen, then go back to bed.

i hope so because he is following me

jesus would have reskeeted this

I talk a lot of shit for someone who’s sitting on a heated massage pad and listening to soft hits of the 80s after midnight

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its always winter blues and never winter emo

maybe this is the month messy buns make a comeback

mine is in fact getting messier 🥰

no worries rob, only the age verified are seeing my post. speaking of, please submit proof of age to me asap before you are blocked

broke up with my AI boyfriend because he kept undressing me with his computer vision systems