trickykat

if you need to pee two or three times a night at home you can expect to double that number when you've got the window seat on a plane. those are the rules.

of course. where do you think kevin got his penchant for mischief from?

look, cheese. I know kevin is not your favourite on account of his cheekiness but he still is your flesh and blood 😡

maybe leave two kids and take all the shoes?

so, the firstborn or the lastborn? And do the kitten heels stay or go?

whoever designed airplane luggage size restrictions should be made to come to my house and decide which shoes and which child I should leave behind

it’s unfair how god gave to T with both hands

my money is on Epicurus which is ironic given his name. would have thought he would be a more adventurous eater

Chatgpt is basically yes-man as a service

Los post saying “ You ever listen to someone talk and your mind wanders off one word they say and you turn it into something awkward or funny? Welcome to shitposting” the post has 69 likes which is Nice thanks to Trick. You welcome.

Nice

You ever listen to someone talk and your mind wanders off one word they say and you turn it into something awkward or funny?

Welcome to shitposting

Hate when my leg falls asleep and I’m stuck staring at my phone for another 10 mins

All my reviews are just predictive text

Who called it rage baiting when dopeamean was right there

yeah. I’m trying to work out who invented salad to ruin the cheese 😡

edyn is right. What about blue cheese?

two-frame meme, left side holding an Uno card that says “go to bed or draw 25” and right side with trickykat’s pfp superimposed over the head of someone holding 25 cards

better?

❤️ lol

🥏

I am honoured that you think me worthy of the effort.

*draws 25*

I will outlast you bro....

(btw impressed with the speedy meming on the fly)

I'll think of some blue food for your salad next time. I hear Smurfs are quite tasty

thank you for that endorsement. no sleep for me tonight

dammit greg. you're not supposed to make it so easy for me.

for me its fun but I get what you're saying. so if you ate cubes with a fork it might work right? or even better, you can get them as little balls of watermelon using a baller. that is a fun way to eat them.

waaaay ahead of you there doom. greg has to catch me first 😈

yes we can and thx for the entertainment 🍿😂

do you really not like watermelon? you are the first person who has ever told me they are not keen on watermelon.

its juicy and pink. its perfect.

i won’t hold that against you.

oh wait. I know. WATERMELON SALAD

watermelon with chunks of feta and some greens