trickykat

me being asked out on a date : “not tonight but can I put you in my drafts folder?”

does @gregthemiller.bsky.social like green bean casserole ?

yeah, coach. jerry's app for macOS.

getsky.app

thank you jerry! works great.

I'll keep trying to break it for you :)

introverts don’t like parties because we get fomo as soon as we arrive

Luke violated the Prime Directive by tricking the Ewoks into thinking C3PO was a deity

I’d give up forever to touch you 🎶

It's all fun and games until R2D2 adopts a British accent.

Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds

“You met me at a very strange time in my life”

-me to everyone i have ever met

a clutter shaming robot that goes around the house taking pics of clutter and sending them to your mom

god sends his toughest battles (reading my posts) to his strongest soldiers (you)

imdb is short for im down bad

i like to drink artificial hair color and i will fight for my right to do it with my dyeing breath

Tapeworms be like "I live at 128 Sandwich"

ratatouille would like a word

me: *eating fresh mackerel* this must be what penguin tastes like

people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse

I’m a 6, but…I that’s it. That’s what you get.

Conscience is Spanish for with science.

who was the first telegraph shitposter. what was it. stuff like "bloop bloop my good man she S on my OS until i MayDay stop"

clippy would like a word

sorry i haven’t been on much today, i got sucked into a game where an AI tries to convert all matter in the universe into paperclips, starting with my brain

Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?

I come from a long line of previously living people

It’s not really over until you remove their city from your weather app.

I can hear these songs in my head when I read the list….when a memory is more than just one sense it hits so hard

🫂❤️

(flipping through The Art of War)

thought of this one already... this one too... thought of that one when i was kid... sigh

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔣𝔱𝔦𝔠 𝔣𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔦𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔣𝔱𝔩𝔶 𝔟𝔶 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔡. 𝔅𝔢 𝔦𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔯𝔶 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔫𝔠𝔥 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔟𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢, 𝔣𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔢𝔱.

Heyyyy donkey! Thanks for the honour. Appreciate you 💖