A Sonnet for Bonnet

A Sonnet for Bonnet

@sonnetforbonnet.bsky.social

My gentleman's eyes are nothing like the sun 🏴‍☠️ they/them | 24 | https://linktr.ee/sonnetforbonnet

906 Followers 1,393 Following 2,692 Posts Joined Mar 2024
3 months ago

Briefly thought a trans creator I like got divorced. Nope, his partner is just trans too lmaoooo we stay winning

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4 months ago

Oh, Google has been getting worse for a long while now. I’ve switched to Duck Duck Go but frankly it’s not great either, just better. They also have an AI feature but you can turn it off.

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4 months ago

Maybe the closest thing I can think of is the Everts and their chastity nonsense. They’re definitely prominent in the Catholic world, or at least they were when I was growing up.

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4 months ago

Presumably he wants the aesthetics of Catholicism with all the substance of evangelicalism. Surprising to no one, most of the Catholics involved in right-wing politics are like this.

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4 months ago

And I grew up in a family that was actually serious about Catholicism! Again, by no means the most extreme it can get, but it wasn’t exactly casual, either.

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4 months ago

Same. People joke about Catholic guilt but I don’t have anywhere near this level of trauma due to a Catholic upbringing. I mean, this level of extreme *exists* in the Catholic Church, but it’s not prevalent, at least not anywhere in the US that I’ve experienced.

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4 months ago

You’ve sold me on both The Lighthouse and The VVitch based on your sheer enthusiasm (and the assurances that they are not *too* scary)

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4 months ago

Just came up with perhaps my most unhinged AU idea yet and it’s not even OFMD. I doubt I’ll write it but… dear lord it’s delightfully stupid

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4 months ago

Being a socially awkward extrovert is hard 🙃

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4 months ago

Well, that was… fine? Idk. I just kinda danced the whole time. I was approached twice and I couldn’t understand jack shit either time! No clue what anyone was trying to say to me lmao

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4 months ago

I’m hot. I’m gay. I’m surrounded by hot gays. Why is this so hard 😩

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4 months ago

Did I mention this is a goth club? I am not goth but I am wearing the uniform

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4 months ago

This is extremely funny to get this response but no thanks, I will not be DMing you

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4 months ago

There will be an event later on but for now it’s just a bunch of people already in groups

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4 months ago

I’m really hot right now too so it feels like a waste to not do anything

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4 months ago

I don’t drink… do I just ask the bartender for a club soda 🫠

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4 months ago

My best friend was supposed to come too but they had an emergency so here I am! I was not going to waste $30 because I had no one to go with

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4 months ago

At a club alone right now (I literally never go to clubs) and I have no clue what to do now lmaooo

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4 months ago

Enoch, my beloved

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4 months ago

Ugh same. I still cannot believe how much of a scam working for Instacart is — I got the same amount of pay for so much less work once I started Uber Eats, although I despised both jobs

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4 months ago

Even though on some level I knew I was basically no longer Catholic my entire thought process for Confirmation was, “I better get this done so if I ever leave and then come back to the faith, I don’t have to do any RCIA shit!”

Yet I still was like, “ ah yes, I am a faithful enthusiastic Catholic”

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4 months ago

Fuckkkk yes I’m interested but I’m also in the US, which is obviously a problem™

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4 months ago

Yeah, I’m not invoking Hannah Arendt because I think she’d agree with you, buddy, pun or not

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4 months ago

Thank you for your vote 🫡

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4 months ago

Banal-ink-ty of evil 😔

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4 months ago

I specify AFAB because Jim subverts the “woman disguised as a man on a pirate ship” trope, but a case probably could be made for any gender non-conforming person.

That still leaves a small list of candidates, either way!

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4 months ago

Jim is probably the hardest nut to crack because basically no one was going around using they/them pronouns, much less a somewhat known actor. I feel like the best compromise would be a queer AFAB person, whether that be a trans man, a drag king, or a woman with a gender non-conforming presentation.

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4 months ago

Genuinely the only other actor I can think of that could have done the role justice is Robin Williams. Which makes me want to do a 90s casting for OFMD, but I was unfortunately too “not alive” during the 90s, so it’s somewhat difficult

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4 months ago
Preview
mabel from gravity falls sits at a table with a carton of orange juice and a glass Alt: GIF from Gravity Falls of Mabel sitting at a table drinking a glass of orange juice. Her woeful and defeated manner evokes getting drunk at a bar after a great disappointment.

My AU list is so long and yet my actual AO3 output?

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4 months ago

A reminder that Patches could use crew support ko-fi.com/patcheschance

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