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Bootleggirl on twitter writes: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that.

you know what fair

Happy birthing!!!

This fucking try hard has a platinum account with Andrew Christian and Rush

When I'm talking to my family/redneck friends and my voice drops and the twang comes out to play

God we fucking GET IT THE JAPANESE BASEBALL LION FUCKS, WE KNOW THIS, STOP RUBBING IT IN!!!

Me every day

Category is: albums made by female artists well into their 30s that showed creative and artistic depth

me when I’m bored so I have to

The image is a six panel black and white comic Panel 1- A small child is being told "You'll want kids when you're older!" The child responds with "I don't think so..." Panel 2- The same child, now a teenager, is being told, "You'll change your mind when you're older." To which the teen responds, "I doubt that" Panel 3- Now an adult, someone off screen asks them, "Aren't you thinking of having kids?" To which they respond, "Nope" Panel 4- The same person, an older adult now, is being told, "better have kids soon, or it'll be too late!" to which they respond, "That's fine" Panel 5- Now elderly, they are once again asked "Don't you feel like you missed out?" to which they say, "Still nope." Panel 6- They are now in their death bed, clearly close to death. The nurse says, "Shame you didn't have kids, don't you regret it?" To which the person says "You know what just kill me already"

You'd top me, use my antlers as handlebars and they'd snap during shedding season and I'd cum very hard lol

I got the same notification about my ACLS certification. That doesn't expire until next year. For a facility I no longer work at.

Okefenokee Swamp

Two sentence tragedy

Getting real tired of theocracy!

Oh is that what that was? I thought maybe a fly had landed on me 🥱

Don't threaten me with a good time

Old white dude looking beyond exasperated holding his head with a cigarette between his fingers

Copying files for my mom from her old computer to a new laptop and this picture I just found of my grandpa is so fucking funny. What a mood.

HAPPY BIRTHING

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

Pumpkin fucking is a time honored tradition I assure you it's no laughing matter

Roko's Brocialist @bombsfall.bsky.social The world is beautiful and miraculous and well worth experiencing except when it's humid then it sucks ass July 19, 2023 at 8:12 PM

dan mentos @danmentos.com Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500% January 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM

mave @mave.bsky.social As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me l must oblige. This is the law of the giants July 10, 2023 at 1:09 PM

Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social Thirty five year old me, materializing in front of myself in 1997: They're going to have Magic The Gathering Hot Pockets in 2023! Nine year old me: Quiet your foolishness. Stand they still the Towers Twin? How fare they? August 10, 2023 at 2:11 PM

The Posts Genius @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude... You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you July 8, 2024 at 4:00 AM 83

Is that a cutie honey reference? At this latitude at this time of year localized entirely on a fox???

"A digimon could commit murder. a pokemon can only kill"

Digging deep into philosophy in the Discord server.