Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
WEST VIRGINIAN: โIf the subsidies go away I wonโt have health insurance. I wonโt go to the doctor. This really is a life or death situation.โ #TrumpShutdown #TrumpHealthCareTax
(This shutdown is making the case for #MedicareForAll better than we ever could)
i desperately want everyone involved in the destruction of USAID to have to, st the very least, answer to the american people for the suffering and misery they have caused apnews.com/article/myan...
08.10.2025 14:59 โ ๐ 13378 ๐ 4852 ๐ฌ 272 ๐ 334The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
08.10.2025 14:09 โ ๐ 4675 ๐ 2207 ๐ฌ 70 ๐ 102Weird how that didnโt make the cut.
08.10.2025 15:02 โ ๐ 6415 ๐ 2171 ๐ฌ 399 ๐ 131Newsom is conveniently letting the clock run out on these bills. He has plenty of time to sign other bills, so why are these still waiting?
I can't support someone who doesn't support my community.
I think the paper of record should weigh in on whether there is an insurrection or threat to national security
maybe those Oregon officials are backed up by objective reality, the kind of thing a newspaper might report on
Stephen Miller claims that in Portland "ICE officers have to street battles against antifa, hand to hand combat every night, to come and go from their building"
06.10.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 2652 ๐ 679 ๐ฌ 1386 ๐ 638This is a remarkable document. here is a mayor restricting her constituentsโ first amendment rights to (checks notes) protect them from (checks notes) the federal (really?) government.
06.10.2025 18:41 โ ๐ 442 ๐ 168 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 10Stephen Miller is a dangerous madman living in a world of his own making. I really canโt believe there isnโt more discourse around the madness we are witnessing each day.
06.10.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 2763 ๐ 720 ๐ฌ 201 ๐ 34Oh my god they are going to absolutely annihilate rural america
05.10.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 57 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Real talk Trump creating inroads for democrats in rural areas by tanking the economies is political suicide at a level that I don't think you can replicate.
Again: it doesn't take much. A little depressed turnout, maybe 5-8% uniform swing, and suddenly you're losing Iowa and Ohio.
Think the GOP's shutdown-driven health care crisis won't affect you? Think again.
If Republicans don't reverse course, average enrollee premiums on California's Health Insurance Exchange are set to skyrocket come January.
1/ This is so f'ing outrageous. You cannot safely restrain people on their stomachs. They're going to kill people.
This is very well known now.
John Robertsโ Constitution: The federal government protecting peopleโs right to vote or giving them health care violates the sacred principle of state sovereignty but if the deranged POTUS and his bloodthirsty advisers want to use the military to invade other states for being too liberal thatโs fine
06.10.2025 10:18 โ ๐ 6209 ๐ 1820 ๐ฌ 113 ๐ 56We are parching our planet for racist AI memes and for men to have chatbot girlfriends who don't challenge them www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
06.10.2025 10:24 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.
ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.
A judge has ordered his immediate release.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Map of US shows flights of ICE planes moving detainees all over the US, shown with backlines between airports.
Trump cares so much about reducing federal spending that he's wasting money on "diesel therapy," a technique used to get federal prisoners to give in to Bureau of Prisons/DoJ demands by flying them around as unpleasantly as possible.
In this case, to agree to be deported despite lack of cause:
๐จBREAKING: A federal judge in Nashville ruled that the Department of Justiceโs criminal case against Maryland man Kilmar Abrego Garcia may be a form of punishment against him for legally challenging his abrupt removal to an El Salvador megaprison earlier this year.
03.10.2025 22:11 โ ๐ 14010 ๐ 3929 ๐ฌ 434 ๐ 177Russell Vought's sick little power trip will also hurt GOPers. One project he's cutting is the Pacific Northwest Hydrogen Hub, which spans Oregon, Washington, and...Montana. The state's GOP governor has hailed it for creating "good-paying Montana jobs." Oops.
newrepublic.com/article/2012...
Note: This isnโt even about the ACA subsidies. This is Medicare.
Theyโre destroying EVERYTHING.
Breaking on MSNBC:
An FBI agent in the Washington field office has been fired for refusing to arrest and perp walk James Comey.
This news was first reported by Reuters.
My husband was detained by ICE today
Juan Muรฑoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away
I have had zero contact or updates since
#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
What I think Trump, Hegseth and co. fundamentally do not understand as they push further and further is that the reason their illegality hasn't already exploded in their faces is because so many key people in the system do not want that explosive confrontation and will not welcome it if it comes.
04.10.2025 01:56 โ ๐ 272 ๐ 46 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1Jack Posobiec is a voting fraudster. PA prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parent's address in Pennsylvania for years in order to vote there illegally.
03.10.2025 11:56 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Apple also removed an app that pro-democracy protesters used in Hong Kong to monitor police activities
03.10.2025 11:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Telegram is still on the App Store after being linked to multiple mass shootings.
03.10.2025 02:31 โ ๐ 1593 ๐ 525 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 6ICE is buying a location tracking tool that harvests data from hundreds of millions of phones a day. Protect your location data by updating a few settings on your phone ๐งต (1/4): www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-...
02.10.2025 23:13 โ ๐ 1789 ๐ 1432 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 76Donald Trump in 2024: "I know nothing about Project 2025. And I'm not interested in it."
Donald Trump in 2025: "I'm going to meet with the guy who was the architect behind Project 2025 and let him do my job of deciding which parts of government to cut."
Does this man tell the truth about ANYTHING?