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HailToTheKing

@shotshy.bsky.social

Newcastle Fan, ball hockey, gamer, birdwatcher, fan of niche geek hobbies, purveyor of shitpuns

770 Followers  |  653 Following  |  2,906 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023
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We're definitely not where we were last season, where we were knocking it about with ruthless intent and the midfield was like a well-oiled machine. For whatever reason, it has very rarely clicked this season, I don't think anyone could deny that.

We've been over-stretched, but not the only ones.

01.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could see you going with him just to continue stalking his every move 😂

01.03.2026 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know, Jeremy Corbyn was pretty terrible at it when he led the Labour shadow government

01.03.2026 11:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very timely gif. They're on their way to save the mutherfuckin day (yeah)

01.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You must be very proud

01.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pope is pretty much done at this point. Everything he touches turns to shit way too often now.

28.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to give himself a congressional medal of honour still

28.02.2026 10:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah this is all to avoid Epstein scrutiny. Trump has no intention of holding an election that isn't completely compromised, it at all. His poll figures can't bother him too much based on his actions doubling down on things even his base despise

28.02.2026 10:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks, that was my take too. If it HAD been a limited company I'd have been more inclined to agree with concerns, but I think this looks correct.

28.02.2026 10:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What's wrong with that?

28.02.2026 10:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Community Interest Company sounds pretty correct with the amount of money it's handling

28.02.2026 10:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

28.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is he missing a section of carapace or something?

28.02.2026 08:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why is the lobster wearing pants?

28.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hang in there mate, keep putting one foot in front of the other and you'll get there. Go easy on yourself in the meantime, nobody's superman.

28.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not looking too crash hot for the libdems either is it?

27.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I see the Nigel The FrogFfaced Cunt has played the "Them uns were up to no good" and said the Greena cheated.

How much more does he have to do before people realise he's just running the Trump playbook.

27.02.2026 07:35 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

Top scoring team in the competition needs to sort its finishing. You have to love that.

26.02.2026 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would give the greens a bit credibility boost too

26.02.2026 10:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never mind him, try telling newcastle fans who watched us struggle to score a damn goal in many of our league games this season!

25.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unless we have several systems. Which of course, we do not.

25.02.2026 08:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That I 100% agree with because we can't have systems that only work with one specific player available.

25.02.2026 08:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Either it wasn't planned or he wasn't listening or straight up didn't like it. Howe tends to be damned if he's soft or hard on the players though so who knows!

25.02.2026 08:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Joelinton is returning from injury isn't he? A lot of our subs (the 60 min ones particularly) are clearly pre-planned for managing fitness.

I didn't see the game last night as I'm a crazy time zone just now. General point.

25.02.2026 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, you wanna see the danish parliament then 😂

25.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

save them up so you have even more wins to report next time fella

24.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
24.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Left doesn't even mean what they think it means, nevermind socialist 😂 Americans have no concept of what actual left leaning politics looks like, as even the dems are right of the actual political centre.

24.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah, it's purpose is to give Russia access to everything you've got

24.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The key word to settle down the fibres of your being is "Willingly". They might leave, but they will not go easily like Biden and co, who should've dug in when it was painfully obvious Trump and Musk stole the last election.

24.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0