I’m Just Brett

For the last decade, the only Imminent Threat to the United States has been Donald J. Trump.

🤥 @KristiNoem today: “I didn’t call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.”

FLASHBACK: she sure did 👇🏽

Read it on airplane mode to restrain yourself from wanting to reply back!

"We are a nation of laws" - Kkkristi Gnome

...well, except for all the ones the 34x convicted felon President continues to violate.

Not Facebook telling me that this threat doesn't violate community standards.

Besides this rash, this picture also shows his ear with no signs of being shot, because that “assassination” attempt was totally faked - and never discussed again? C’mon - this petty man would use every opportunity to remind us that he is a survivor.

I should call him

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Boomers really did just drain this country of money and resources and are hellbent on just burning it down because they 'got theirs' - literally the most selfish generation.

A lot of destruction for a generation that can't even save a pdf.

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I just did a virtual office hour for student hiring - since managers have been asking 1949379 questions to me via email.

Did anyone show up? No.
Did 3 managers email me back and forth during that 1 hour with questions? Yes.

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I can't wait for this country to be over mediocre white male podcasters.

1. Sinners
2. Hamnet
3. Frankenstein
4. Marty Supreme
5. One Battle After Another
6. Bugonia
7. Train Dreams
8. Sentimental Value
9. The Secret Agent
10. F1

Bonus. The Life of Chuck

Congratulations and happy birthday! My mother was a liver recipient years ago, and it was also a great day to celebrate!

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

It's funny how your tune changes when you threaten and buy the media. Of course you'll like the media if it's state-controlled.

Russia what? Dictator what? Fascism what?

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Just finished Hamnet (2025) & holy sh!t Jessie Buckley. Engrave that Oscar now. #filmsky #oscars

The man gave himself a military parade with tanks. We ALL saw this coming. C’mon.

Boebert and the GOP are so unserious.

This why no one has been arrested in the US for Epstein crimes.

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I lost 10 lbs during the month of February. Looking forward to seeing how March goes!

I haven't seen Hamnet yet, but plan to soon and looking forward to it!

The way this TrumpEpstein administration is so inept - they're bound to lose or destroy these documents.

I feel like this statement "who hides behind a bible he's never read" can describe every GOP member of Congress too!

Awww such a cute Boston! I have myself!

Sinners is my favorite of the Best Picture nominees! I'd love to see it clean up

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Your groceries haven't gotten cheaper, what makes you think gas will be?

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Oscar voting ends Thursday, so I imagine many voters were waiting to see the Actor Awards results. While I love Amy Madigan - she’d get my Oscar vote - her speech felt rambling and unprepared. Do you think that could sway voters against her? #flmsky

Oh yikes! Hopefully you feel your supervisor has your back and can support!

I hope countries pull out of the World Cup themselves. Please embarrass FIFA!

I think having Wicked 1 and Wicked 2 released only a year apart and really no difference in acting roles - hurt Wicked 2's Oscar chances. From 10 nominations to 0?! I was definitely surprised by the lack of costume and production nominations at least.

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I will not accept any winner for this season's Drag Race if it's not Jane Don't.