I’m Just Brett

Congress: Did you fuck Corey Lewandowski?
Kristi: Fuck him? I barely Noem!

And someday we can now - I HOPE!

FINALLY some good news around here.

Screenshot them before they disappear

I try to see him monthly, but now that I’m working in person M-F, and weekends have been blizzards, it’s been hard to get away.

Some of those guys' faces look like they're contractually obligated to be there

omg, I just spit up. 😆🤣💀

I'm sitting here watching Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy every night, after having dinner on TV trays while watching the news - but it's with my dad, who I haven't seen since Christmas and I know he loves this time together.

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Which means one of them is voted out pre-merge in these new tribes

that's the benefit of returning players. The New Era just created this draught, and made the seasons more on a saccharine side. They were trying too hard to please. Returners DGAF about that! I love it. I've missed it

I already hate the new CILA for those New Eras all targeting our queen Cirie.

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full Kenniff!!!!!

to be fair, he thought she was 15.

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Justice for Cricket.
Justice for Renee.
Justice for Alex.

Imagine if Iran wins.

A cabinet position should not be entry level.

Me too, and I think I love her even more know that I know more about her! She's very kind and giving.

Donald Trump has fired Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary.

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See you never, KKKristi Gnome.

Currently listening to Rebel Wilson's memoir as an audiobook, and it's pretty funny. Rebel narrates the audiobook herself and her delivery is great and comedy is very well-timed. Also learning a lot about her childhood and start in Hollywood. #booksky

why now, when the majority of GOP pols, including the President, have had affairs.

"Nick Fuentes, a right-wing figure considered to be a "white nationalist" by the Southern Poverty Law Center, told his followers to either skip the midterms or “vote Democrat,” in a clear break from President Donald Trump over the Iran war."

Poor N@zi Nick Fuentes and N@zi MAGA.

You’re trapped in the last show you watched

I'd probably actually love it!
#Survivor50 #Survivor

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She is Queen for a reason. I hope this is her season. It would be iconic

But did Trump say “Thank You?”