Meff Stelling @meffstelling

Well hello there

09.08.2025 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You'll probably be spared when the machines take over.

28.05.2025 07:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's Anthony Gordon

26.05.2025 14:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I might head to KFC at lunchtime for a nice healthy protein bucket.

11.04.2025 09:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck fuck wherever you may be.
I am the lord of the fuck said he.

08.04.2025 16:23 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Sammy the Snake plus a pair of snake eggs. She's a lucky woman

30.03.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Especially if they are the pilot.

26.03.2025 17:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've done the same with Original Source lime shower gel.

26.03.2025 17:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that shirt made of asbestos or something. The fire resistance is excellent.

26.03.2025 08:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So how long did you work for Currys

25.03.2025 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should also be just as easy to cancel online as they are to subscribe online. Yes Sky. I'm pointing at you.

22.03.2025 13:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If the slices get any more hollowed out the core is going to be the only thing left.

19.03.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I reckon I have had more than one of them asking me if I want fries with that at the drive thru.

28.02.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And this is before they give Amorim a fortune to spend in the summer and then sack him in October.

24.02.2025 13:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Invented by Amber Heard I believe.

23.02.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pessimist. For all you know it may be an own goal from an Everton player.

17.02.2025 18:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are aware your wife has this banked ready for use when you least expect it right?

17.02.2025 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Posted from his nans sofa as well by the look of it. Classic kopiteing

16.02.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's always a simple solution right in front of us isn't there...

05.02.2025 16:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do they ever do revisited ones? Id love to see how many realise after a fortnight that living somewhere packed with tourists is actually quite annoying.

04.02.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Once got told to fuck off by Karl 'Jacko from Brush Strokes' Howman

03.02.2025 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sale of the Cemetery

30.01.2025 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not a patch on my old horse drawn phone.

29.01.2025 20:22 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Letting a puppy constantly attack him and then failing to kick it on the counter attack more like

25.01.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't wait to see the size of the Toblerone they try to get any prospective buyer to take on as well

25.01.2025 12:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've just sicked up in my mouth after reading that. I can pop it in a pot for your lunch if you like.

21.01.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Burger King would be half the size of the terminal but still only have two staff working at any time.

14.01.2025 08:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe Pep as new kit man too

11.01.2025 12:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh for the days of The Rock, Con Air and Face Off

04.01.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's why my tree is made out of good old plastic..

27.12.2024 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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