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All fairly harmless, apart from HIGNFY, which can forever fuck off.

Scandalous.

"Hang on, where's the hearse going?"

John Virgo. Gone.

Huzzah!

Managed by the lad from The Wire.

‘Hearts down to 10 men’ should be their pinned Tweet.

Well, now that CASH is involved, here’s where The Met will investigate, no doubt.

She’d have to the adulterous cow.

Nope.

Shame it didn’t happen because I’ve not delivered a good booing in weeks.

She’d let you do owt I reckon.

This event did not happen so hard that it has created an unreality vortex of staggering magnitude, obliterating several major world events that *did* happen.

As of 10am eastern standard, we’ve lost the Kennedy assassination and the 1917 epidemic of Spanish Flu.

Not rude things, a thread:

Moyes looking for fullbacks today.

It’s time for him to move on now. However slowly.

Pffft. He’s no Dwight McNeill.

Is right.

I didn’t even like TDD anyway. #EFC

This beaut again. Get off my telly.

Woman don’t get periods until this fellas dad turned 28?

Two buttons either side. Middle left and the one on the right I think, although I think you can customise it.

That Forest chairman doesn’t give a fuck does he? PSR? Fuck it.

Spot on.