Derek Faraci

Derek Faraci

@whwoolhat.bsky.social

I'm moving through acres of movers and shakers But I'm still a believer in my underachievers

1,534 Followers 454 Following 4,872 Posts Joined May 2023
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Do you hate fascism and want to spend time in a world where it is beaten by a journalist, a med student, and a guy called Ham?
Then join us as we watch all 5 parts of V and V: THE FINAL BATTLE! The last episode of the series will be out early next week!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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A horror story

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Winnie the Pooh turned into plants

Annihilation (2018)

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"Could IIIIIIII dunk any harder?"

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Donald J. Trump 
@realDonald Trump
Maggot Hagerman, just another SLEAZEBAG writer for The Failing New York Times, insists on writing false stories about me, even though she fully knows and understands that the exact opposite of anything she says is usually the truth. In any event, I'm thinking of adding Maggot, and some of her "associates," into my Florida based Lawsuit against The Times which, very happily, seems to be proceeding nicely. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT
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3/13/26, 4:32 PM

She hasn’t published a story in eight days. Sounds like he knows something bad is coming!

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New merch! Show off your lizard grandchild on a shirt or a mug!
Only available at pietra.store/s/cinema-san...!

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Most people are normal shock

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The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

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Happy Pi Day from Hogan’s Alley!

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I have thought about this headline every day for 25 years

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Judge Barbra Streisand presiding.

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a man in a suit and tie says i love fireworks ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i love fireworks

I've been rewatching VEEP, and while everyone is great in it, Sam Richardson is on another level. The guy is just deadly hilarious.

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BuzzFeed Nearing Bankruptcy After Disastrous Turn Toward AI Three years after its pivot to AI, the writing is on the wall for BuzzFeed. The company said there's "substantial doubt" it can keep going.

you won't BELIEVE what happened next

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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

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Adsit is the secret ingredient of 30 ROCK.

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Is the era of embarassing online personal branding almost over

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‘John, could you play a few tunes over at my house tomorrow evening?’
‘I told you never again, Harrison’

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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

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My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

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Is he talking about ICE?

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Is that what they signed up for? That was the selling point that made them sign up? The opportunity to die in a pointless war started by a rapidly declining president and his staff of white supremacist tryhard morons? Really?

Cause that seems like a real weird thing to sign up for.

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V - YouTube

Do you hate fascism and want to spend time in a world where it is beaten by a journalist, a med student, and a guy called Ham?
Then join us as we watch all 5 parts of V and V: THE FINAL BATTLE! The last episode of the series will be out early next week!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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You can never go home again YouTube video by wdmisc

youtu.be/WgLr6qlpec4?...

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Space ghost saying: DO WE HAVÉ TO THREATEN YOU?
(555) 555-PAIN

This is how Pete Hegseth speaks to the public—

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So I just watched the trailer, and now I know what I'll be watching tonight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZTJ...

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In a functioning country, this would instantly end the sale.

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This season has not been easy on the feels.

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Robot Escorted Away By Cops After Terrorizing Old Woman Footage shows a humanoid robot being escorted away by police officers after it reportedly frightened an elderly pedestrian.

You're under arrest.

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