@ratlimit

I’ll be giving this a listen!

(guy running 26 miles) Those trash cans are too far

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You do not hate marathon runners enough.

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Every tip screen should disclose this.

Robin Williams should be casted in a Ted Cruz biop-ic

Robin Williams should be casted in a Ted Cruz biop-ic

No, trans woman; I did not refer to you as “him”. I said “‘em”, a standard clipping of “them”. Phonetically identical to “‘im” (standard clipping of “him”) due to the /pɛn/→/pɪn/ merger (Labov et al., 2006) in my Southern dialect. I apologize on behalf of the English language?

imagine doing this for some precious Likes and then Cloudflare goes down

Impudent child!—You dare boop master’s snoot?

Hypochondriacs are so funny. “Your disease is not real” -- Literally why would you be angry to learn that

I hate how British people say “maths”. Is there more than one? Off to a rough start !

I hate when someone asks me, “How's it going".

“Good” ? Presumably better before you compelled me to distort my raw experience into language !

Why do we need air traffic controllers? Just take turns

When you daydream about a post-apocalyptic scenario, anyone else imagine that the first thing you’d do, would be hand your wife over to more capable hands?

It’d be quite bittersweet. Held at gunpoint by a gang of near-beasts: “Wait! Take her!—You can better provide for her!” 💔🥹

Touch poop

(on phone with plumber) My bitch of a toilet won’t swallow

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That boymom moment you realize he got his grandfather’s d*ck genes 😭

We need a “gold star lesbian” equivalent for trans people who’ve never done t4t

WOKE HERMIONE: It’s “Levios𝘟”.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI anagrammed to AMAZON DARN HIM

.@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I found a fun little anagram for your name! Feel free to use (with credit tho !)
—TheScrabbleSocialist

Or... What if we inhabited modalities of pleasure-play that honor the inherent reciprocity in however I am available to show up?

Just a thought !

I hate the term “reciprocate oral”. What is this, a transaction? 🤡

sorry but neopronouns in 2025 is so 😭

Just realized tomorrow is 11 years HRT

Thanks! I listen to your podcast

All insomnia boils down to a guilty conscience.

Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !

As an autosexual foot fetishist with no filter, I feel like I’m constantly putting my foot in my mouth

(To my friend whos freaking the fuck out) No, silly. You won’t “stay high the rest of your life”. I’d worry more that the next hour might feel—in a profoundly literal sense—like ten thousand years. Then you snap out of it an eternity later and the rest of your life slips by like a second.

I don’t trust people who befriend people less attractive than them. Desperate to be “the hot friend”. Enjoy parading yourself around with your pet hog.