@ratlimit

somebody call 3-1-1
shawty trash out early on the dance floor
whoah-oh-oh

As an autosexual foot fetishist with no filter, I feel like I’m constantly putting my foot in my mouth

(To my friend whos freaking the fuck out) No, silly. You won’t “stay high the rest of your life”. I’d worry more that the next hour might feel—in a profoundly literal sense—like ten thousand years. Then you snap out of it an eternity later and the rest of your life slips by like a second.

I don’t trust people who befriend people less attractive than them. Desperate to be “the hot friend”. Enjoy parading yourself around with your pet hog.

we need to STOP adding “slop” to everything. went out to my uncle's farm today and i literally heard him call pig feed “pigslop” ?? he's barely even online 😭

if biphobic jokes make you mad, you likely misunderstand their function. they're a way for self-assured bisexuals to mock insecure bisexuals.

Sometimes I envy straight people. Sex must be so easy if only one of you has to like it

I love reading Taylor Swift lyrics and wondering how they could possibly be set to music

Ope—Looks like we're memeing our way thru my breakup! 🤣

(I thought of the concept, Celestina illustrated it)

Dare I send? 😈

this girl i'm cat sitting for has the stupidest underwear 🤣

If we are twitter mutuals, reply to this so I can follow you back!

(Instant block for anyone who replies despite not being my twitter mutual)

The ADL should do more to combat not just Defamation, but also Bigotry. The rising tide of antisemitism can only be defeated by an ABDL.

Airplane diagram with red dots marking where planes are shot

This is the single most overrated image on the internet. Pisses me off how every time I see it, it has thousands of Likes.

ANOREXIC COWBOY: Reckon them vittles’s plumb heftier chuck’n this ol’ poke’s the gullet fer ahh ha

I’m not married and will never be.

Even now I’m starting to notice the residual stench from the years of stagnet water

how do people zone out to shortform video content? watching tiktok/reels requires me to fucking exert myself

call me RFK Jr. the way I’m looking for an autism link

just instinctively reached for my phone to text my dog

RFK "Junior" is funny bc why do we need to specify that? ohhh there's a "Senior"? no one cares that your WASPy ass got daddy's name

Before photo: pipe with bend in it

After photo: straight pipe, no bend. Upgraded stainless steel.

Little before & after from today’s DIY project 💪 Did some pipe straightening. (The fucking moron I bought this house from botched the sink drain to where used sinkwater got trapped in this little bend)

What the F**k.

No clue how I knew to check this... Intuition? 🤔

Grassy Knoll. Ford's Theater. UVU Court Yard. Yup. All 3 aligned on a perfect circle.

How dumb to they think we are?

for charlie we didn't agree on much. but then you, september harvest, were cut down early. never again falls the biting autumn frost of your dissent. and just this once, neither mine: could i counter your silence? say that a patch of shade in the utah valley was right to bathe in your hot hot blood? no. because i know how it feels to be hurt for speaking my truth.

for charlie we didn't agree on much. but then you, september harvest, were cut down early. never again falls the biting autumn frost of your dissent. and just this once, neither mine: could i counter your silence? say that a patch of shade in the utah valley was right to bathe in your hot hot blood? no. because i know how it feels to be hurt for speaking my truth.

What's BlueSky been like the past 24 hours? I haven't checked and prob won't

Seething at the impending seasonal appropriateness of my neighbor's Halloween perma-decorations

that polyamorous moment when your gf sleeps with someone else, so now there's a power imbalance you can only fix by saying you did too 😭

call her trump the way she's having a stroke we mustn't tell anyone about