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THIS IS MY GUY AND ALSO MY FAVORITE ATTACK I GOT THIS YEAR AAA!!!

The animated version of my 14th artfight revenge ✨ it was a nice little challenge to figure out the breathing and I love how it worked ✨

Revenge for @samwisest.bsky.social

#artfight #art #animation #digitalart #teamcrystal

headcanons and ao3 and discussion posts aren’t enough I need to lock Eric kripke in a room and make him explain all 15 seasons

When I was younger I really thought junkyard dogs with spiked collars would be a bigger problem than they are

just remembered I can post whatever the fuck I want. I repainted this dinosaur and gave him a fish. fuck you

she AAAAAHHHH on my HELP ME PLEASE ‘til i AAAAAAAAHH

what if we AAHHHH AAA AHAHHHH AHHHH AAAAAA HELP AHHHHHA AAAAAA

drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was high

Dan game grumps with his hair up in a ponytail. aw yeah

the last hour has just been “I should really go to sleep” and then thinking of something else only I will find funny and posting it

god I bet the x men never have to deal with any of this. I was born weird and people want me dead for it why can’t I live in a mansion with sugar daddy Patrick Stewart because of it

yeah I’ll be fine all I need is a massage therapist and a regular therapist and fifty thousand dollars and a one way plane ticket and to forgive my father and

dear Hank Green, I know that words we have come from other earlier words, like Latin roots and stuff, but how did they come up with them in the first place. where did the roots start. where is the word tree

LOL IT WORKED

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boomer humor: I hate my wife
gen X humor: I hate my life
millennial humor: I hate everyone
gen z humor: I hate myself

I’m so sorry if I talk about myself too much it’s a genuine insecurity. It’s also fucking insane cause I hate that guy why can’t I shut up about him

I think I should be sleeping in a bunch of leaves. like on the forest floor. maybe I’ll hold onto an acorn and put my back to a rock. or tuck myself in a little hole. oh fuck yeah

I think I would be a good general. telling my guys to go get those other guys. must feel great

god I post like a fucking millennial. I should be hanged

saying phrases like “I go into work at 7:30 on wednesday” and “I need 2 more college credits for my degree” and “I should check the oil in my car” feel like the death of younger me. I remember when I didn’t know what any of that shit meant

swear to god I’m 13 and 45 at the same time. posting about the news and having to go in to work tomorrow like adult bullshit but also I am laying on a pillow pet right now

it should be said that he’s made it very clear he’ll stop if I ask him to. this is in no way me complaining about him specifically everything just sucks in the news lately and I have to get better jokes

I like my boss and I don’t want him to be concerned for me, so I’ve tried to tone down the jokes about killing myself. but he keeps talking about politics and I keep wanting to kill myself about it so what’s a guy to do

so glad my job doesn’t know I’m here I love having a god awful digital footprint

news lately is like in Mario kart when you get hit with a shell, and then right when you finally stop spinning and your character stops crying and you’re able to drive again, another one comes and you’ve only gone like 5 feet

reading the news these is just “why did they do that. why did they do that. why did they fucking do that”

don’t quite have my Bluesky algorithm so my feed right now is just like a political post and then porn and then Patton Oswalt saying something about jazz clubs

it’s in the nature of humanity to reinvent the journal every now and then. I’m the same as a Victorian peasant except now the whole village can see the little heart I drew around Jedediah’s name

actually no my best friend is going to think this is so funny